Sexy Carrot Dangle Earrings
Oh those Carrots... Always showing up Naked to the Dip! :) If you like Cooking in the Kitchen, and having some Sexy Good Times with the Food, then why not Sprout some Sexy Carrot Earrings. They're Fun, Orange, Water Resistant, and will Make Everyone Smile! Made out of Colored Pencil Drawings, Ink, Polysterene, and Sterling Silver Fish Wire Hooks, these Carrots are Sexy and they know it! :)
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Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling….
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South Park Charm Bracelet
I LOVE South Park and I LOVE this Bracelet! What a Great Idea… All the Charming South Park Characters on a Bracelet… Featuring Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Butters! Kewl! Very Very Kewl!
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Steampunk Rat Earrings
These Earrings are Cute… If you like Rats! HA! They are Steampunk Rats (or Mice), and look Cool, Colorful, and PUNK! With a Gold Toned Body and Big Gear Eyes, these Dangly Rats with Long Rat Tails will look…
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Classic Calculator Keypad Watch
Classic? Or Nerdy? Either way, it’s a Big Calculator Watch that’ll raise a Few Eyebrows, and Fingers. For it looks just like a Calculator (even has the Numbers in the Correct Position), and it Lights up in Sequence to…
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Black Diamond Dragon Ring
How Stinking Cute… Utterly Adorable and Unique! Like a Puppy, a Kitten, a Baby Skunk. Right? It’s your Own Pet Dragon, Cast as a Ring. Handmade, using Sterling Silver, this Dragon Head is Fun and Full of Diamonds. Genuine…
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Unicorn Vomiting Bracelet
LMAO! Rainbow Puke has been Referenced by the Popular Web Series “Charlie the Unicorn” in a Special Episode Titled “Charlie Teh Unicron Episode 1” uploaded via YouTube. The Scene Spawned a Subset of YouTubePoop Videos that became known as…












