Give me a Scotch. I'm Starving!
You know what keeps going through my Head? Where's my Sandwich? The next thing going through my Head,.. Does this Bracelet need an Internal Power Supply? I thought not. Because it's made out of Titanium, Carbon Fiber, Epoxy Resin, and Stainless Steel. Ok, so, did you know that the Power Bands are Real? Yup, and we got 'em! But only for a Limited Time. Better Hurry... er Fly!
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Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM!…
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Snoopy Charm Bracelet
“What a Beautiful Day this is, Woodstock!” Ahhhh, you Gotta Love the Peanuts Characters. The Star really is Snoopy! Right? Snoopy is Charlie Brown’s Dog, and if you’re a Snoopy Fan like I am, then Show your LOVE with…
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Girl Scout Samoa Cookie Earrings
These look so REAL I think I’ll take a Bite! They are Samoa Girl Scout Cookies… That are actually Dangly Earrings! Looking like the Real things, these Fun, Colorful, Cookies are made out of Polymer Clay, and Suspended from…
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Zombie Comic Bracelet
Boy I Really LOVE LOVE LOVE the Look and Feel of this Bracelet! How Sweet! It’s a Beautiful Bangle Bracelet that is just plain AWESOME! And not only do you get ZOMBIES, but you get Creepy Zombie COMICS! Even…
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Cat Cookie Pendant
LMAO! I LOVE this Cat Cookie Pendant! It’s Crunchy Good Fun! Not only does it look like a REAL Cookie, but it has adorable Candy Eyes (They look like M&M’s), AND… It also comes with a matching set of…
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Evil Eye Leather Ring
Very Awesome Ring with Lime-Green Karung Snakeskin and DRAGON Eyes! COOL COOL COOL! Made with Real Leather and REAL DRAGON EYES (okay, just Kidding about the EYES), this Ring just Comes to LIFE! :)