Chicken Roast Ring
“On which Side does a Chicken have the Most Feathers?” “On the Outside!” “What do you Call a Chicken Crossing the Road?” “Poultry in Motion!” “Why did the Chicken go to KFC?” “Because he wanted to see a Chicken Strip!” HA! That’s Clucked up! :) And so is this Ring! It’s a Chicken Dinner Ring that’s so Realistic Looking, it will make everyone’s Mouth Water! “MMM CHICKEN!”
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Chicken and Potatoes Roast Dinner Ring
How do they make these look so REAL? I don't know, but I LOVE it! "That Gravy looks GOOD GIRL!" This Ring looks just like the Roast Chicken and Potatoes Dinner I had last night... Only a wee bit Smaller! HA! It's a Ring that's made out of Polymer Clay, a White Ceramic Dish, and a Golden Ring. The Ring is Adjustable, so this Chicken could fit on anyone's Finger. Wear it, and let the Comments Begin... :)
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Moving Punch and Judy Charm
Punch and Judy were Very Violent Puppets featuring Mr Punch and his Wife, Judy. They were Short Scenes Depicting Mr Punch with another Character, who usually Fell Victim to Mr. Punch’s Club. Performed by a Puppeteer who Collected Money…
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Dollar Sign Nipple Ring
You know what I like hanging from my Nipples? MONEY! Greenbacks! CASHOLA!!! And the next BEST thing… A BLINGING Piercing! Full of Green Gems and a Dolla Sign, this Ring will make everyone Holla! :)
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Saturn Black Watch
Crazy Cool Watch… It’s the Ziiiro Saturn Black Watch that will make People take a Second look. Or a Third! HA! It’s unlike any Watch you’ve ever seen. With a Weird Black Face that doesn’t even look like a…
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Clear Cork Bottle Plugs
Cool Earrings… The Biggest Problem is Deciding what to Store in them… Blood? Gold Dust? Unicorn Farts? It’s Clear Glass Bottles that will Stretch your Ears and Draw Attention for sure. Fun Cork Bottle Ear Gauge Plugs that come…
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Leather Eyeball Cuff
WOW OH WOW! Just Look at this Incredibly Cool Leather Cuff Bracelet! It reminds me of MYST meets Evil Dead… Just look at the Realistic Eyeball… AWESOME! The Colors, the Detail, the Pupil… I LOVE IT! So Rad!
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Chocolate Donut Bracelet
Homer Jay Simpson APPROVES of this Bracelet! Really! Who wouldn’t? Just look at it… It’s making my Stomach Growl! So Tasty Looking. So Cute. So Cool… Sweet Tooth anyone?
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