Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Skeleton Alien Resin Ring
If you’re planning on Storming Area 51, a Top-Secret Air Force Installation in Southern Nevada on September 20th, 2019, you need to wear your BLING! You know, just so you can show you’re “ALIEN” friendly… (And get a Tour…
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Dumbbell Barbell Belly Ring
Do You Even Lift Bro? With this Dumbbell Belly Button Ring you will… This Stainless Steel Navel Ring is Perfect for the Fit, Buff, Gym Rat. Curved for Comfort, it looks just like a Real Barbell with a Threaded…
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Frankenstein Stitch Bracelet
Make it look like you got your Hand chopped off and sewed it back together! Cool Rubber Bracelet that looks like a Frankenstein Stitch!
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Gefilte Fish Earrings
Gefilte Fish is a Dish made from a Poached Mixture of Ground Deboned Fish, such as Carp, Whitefish, or Pike. It is Traditionally Served as an Appetizer by Jewish Households. And now, it’s Fishing for your Earlobes. Because these…
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Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you…
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