Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Chinese Pagoda Ring
Talk about COOL! Chinese Pagodas are a Traditional Part of Chinese Architecture. In addition to Religious use, since Ancient Times Chinese Pagodas have been Praised for the Spectacular Views which they offer… And this View of this Ring is…
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Ouija Board Pointer Belly Ring
Into the Occult? Spirit Boards? Summoning the Ghosts of the Dead? Well this Navel Button Ring is IDEAL for your Belly Button Blood Bath… It’s a Planchette, the Ouija Board Pointer, and it’s Pointing in the right direction… DOOM!…
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Jeffrey Dahmer Ring
YIKES! It’s Jeffrey Dahmer… The Milwaukee Serial Killer from the 90’s who worked in a Chocolate Factory, and Murdered Many Young Men by having Sex with them, Drilling Holes into their Skulls, Dismembering their Bodies, Storing their Heads in…
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Hung Christmas Pendant
HA HA HA! Wellll…. This is one Necklace that he’ll Wear that will Bring a Smile to Everyone’s Face. It’s a Lovely Christmas Stocking that’s Colorful, Festive, and FUNNNNN! With Red Lettering that Appropriately states “HUNG”, this is either…
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Fist Pump Belly Ring
LMAO! This is so Jersey Shore… It’s the Fist Pump Belly Button Navel Ring. HA! Show off those GUNS and show off that Belly with this too Funny, Dangly Belly Ring featuring a Fist, a Huge Bicep, and the…
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Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling….
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