Functional Working Knife Blade Cufflinks
These Blades are a Bad Ass Accessory for the Well Dressed Man. Plus, they come with a Sharpener so you can keep the Blades Precise! A Small Lock keeps them Closed as well. Made of Stainless Steel, approximately 1" long, you're just gonna LOVE these! They’re a Billion times Cooler than those Standard Cufflinks that come with any Rented Tuxedo! Right?
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When Pigs Fly Belly Ring
“When Pigs Fly” is an Adynaton, a Way of Saying that Something Will NEVER Happen! Like me putting this Flying Pink Pig in my Belly Button Hole… HA! That will NEVER Happen! But if you Like Pigs and Flying……
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Eagle Claw Bracelet
WOW OH WOW! This Bracelet is SUPER COOL! Just look at it! Stunning in Detail, Gothic, Punk, Dark… And full of Menacing looking Eagle Claws (or Talons) Dangling off your ARM! AWESOME! I Love it!
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Blossoming Rose Nipple Shield
LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….
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Bleu Cheese Earrings
HA! You know the Salad was GOOD when you have Bleu Cheese Crumbles on your FACE! :) And with these All-Too-Funny Food Earrings, you WILL! These are Bleu Cheese Earrings that look like Pieces of Crumbled Bleu (why isn’t…
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Granny Smith Apple Gemstone Pendant
Bite into this Granny Smith Apple and you’ll Break a Tooth… Because this Delicious Looking Apple is a Gemstone. A Created Green Jade Stone that Shimmers like Real Fruit. With a Perfect Shape, a Marquise Cut CZ Leaf and…
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Snowman Poop Earrings
HA! I LOVE it… What a Great Gag Gift for Christmas… Snowman Poop Earrings. Gotta Laugh at that. Featuring 11 mm Stud Earrings Covered with White Glitter and Ideal for the Winter Season. Made out of Polymer Clay and…












