Rabbit Poop Earrings
LMAO!!!! Look, the Easter Bunny brought you a Present… HA! These Dangle Earrings are Crappy… Literally! They’re made out of REAL, I repeat “REAL” Rabbit Poo! YEP! Rabbit Droppings! Balls of Poop… The Real Deal! Who doesn’t want that next to your Face? Right? Now when People call you a Little Stinker… They mean it! Love Rabbits? Well, you’ll Love these Drops Bouncing off your Ears! HA!
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Real Rabbit Poop Dangle Earrings
This gives "Earring Drops" a whole new meaning! :) Rabbit Dung (coming in Unique Textures of course - Never Squished, Left Entirely in its Original, Natural Form and Colors, Dark Browns, similar to Espresso!)... Meant to be a Symbol for the Harmonic Integration of Mankind into Nature, but really, it's just POOP! Comfortable, Durable, and Varnished with a Resin on the Surface, these Drops are hung from Fish Hook Ear Wires, and will get a lot of "Those are so Cute", until they hear what they are! HA! A MUST HAVE! Hop to it...
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Han Solo Carbonite Cufflinks
These Star Wars Cufflinks (from Return of the Jedi – 1983) are Creepy Cool. With the Image of Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Sealed in Carbonite for Delivery to Jabba the Hutt, these will Make everyone Geeky Excited. Especially with…
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Lucky Evil Eye Tree of Life Brooch
Man, you could play ‘I Spy’ pretty darn good with this Brooch! For it’s Tons of Evil Eyes… Although called “Lucky”, it’s the Tree of Life Brooch Pin, with Blinging Branches, and an Eyeball on each and every Limb….
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Howard Stern Fist Tie Bar
Get your Ears ready and your Fists high, because it’s Howard Stern; The King of all Media, coming at you with a Very Cool, Antique Nickel Plated Tie Bar. Use it as a Lapel Pin, Clip, wherever you stick…
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Pool Floatie Earrings
With SUMMER Coming, there’s no Better Time to Get Ready, then with a Pool Party! And with these Fun Festive Dangly Earrings, you’ll be in Perfect Attire for the Summer Heat. Looking just like those Pool Floaties, Mattress-Lounge Thingies…
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Fake Samsung Galaxy Smartwatch
Oh Boy!!! Don’t have $800 to spend on a Smartwatch? Well, what about a $25 Smartwatch? There’s only one problem… It doesn’t work! HA! And that’s the entire concept. It’s a fake, non-working Smartwatch that’s for display only. A…
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