Vintage Mickey Mouse Ring
LMAO! Hang on a minute… I can’t stop Laughing! Poor Poor Mickey… HA! This Mickey Mouse is not the Mickey that I know. It’s sort of like Mickey, but on some Crazy Crack! HA! Look at those Googly Eyes… All Foggy and Beady. And that MOUTH… Bah ah ha ha hah hahahahaha ah aha! I give up. It’s Vintage all right. And it’s a Ring… Buy Why? WHY? Because it’s on D-R-U-G-S! :)
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Vintage Mickey Mouse Ring With Googly Eyes
Oh man... "Why did Mickey Mouse Cross the Road?" "...He didn't. He never made it! He was Hit by a Mac Truck!" Ha ha ha! Dang... This Ring is Marked "Walt Disney Productions" on the back. So it's REAL all right... But those LIPS! WOW! Size 6ish, Terribly out of Shape, and WTF Enamel... HA! I really can't Stop Laughing. Mickey Fans... You're Gonna Want This! :)
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Zombie Earrings
Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!
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Lucky Charms Cereal Cufflinks
To this day, I could still eat a Whole Box of Lucky Charms Cereal in one sitting. It’s those Marshmallows, for Real (You can Buy a Whole Bag of nothing but Marshmallows) So these Fun, Miniature Cereal Cufflinks are…
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Adjustable Scorpion Ring
Such a creepy bad ass ring… A scorpion tail that’s not only a metal wonder, but it MOVES too! Snap your finger up, and this knuckle ring whips into action. Crafted out of stainless steel, this scorpion ring will…
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Giant Fish Bowl Ring
I make Bubbles in my Bath Water… And now, you can make Bubbles too with this Cute Goldfish in a Fish Bowl Ring. It’s a Big Over-Sized Ring that Fills up Half your Hand, but Boy will it gain…
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Ravioli Cufflinks
“Did you Hear about the Italian Chef that Died?” “He Pasta way!” “What do you Call a Fake Noodle?” “An Impasta!” Oh the Pasta Jokes will keep on ROLLING with these Ravioli Cufflinks! They look so Good everyone will…
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Bah Hum Bug Saddle Plugs
Okay all you Scrooges… These Plugs were made just for YOU! With Red and Green Lettering on a White Acrylic Plug, this Pair of Double Flared, 8mm Plugs read “Bah Hum Bug!” And Bah Hum Bug is right, because…
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