Funny Nacho Chip Pendant Bracelet Charm
Made from Polymer Clay, Chalk Pastel, Eye Pin, and a Jump Ring, this Cute Charm is looking for a Bracelet or Chain to Dangle From. It's a Tortilla Nacho Chip with Yummy Queso Cheese Dripping down the Top. Featuring a Funny Face and a Mustache, this Mr. Nacho Charm will certainly Crack everyone up. And if they try to Take it, just say "Hey man, that’s Nacho Cheese!" :)
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Devil Horn Tribal Ear Plugs
Nice… You ever had the Devil whispering in your ear? Well, now you can every single day, for these Bad-Ass Ear Plugs, are Devilish indeed. They’re Satan, the Devil, Handcarved out of Sawo Wood, and Embodied with Buffalo Horns……
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Blossoming Rose Nipple Shield
LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….
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The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA……
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Severed Head Pendant
WOW OH WOW OH WOW! My Head Hurts just looking at this! HA! It’s a Severed Head in a Glass Dome Pendant that’s so Creepy, Gory, and BLOODY that everyone will Scream and Flee from the Room… Except for…
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Knuckle Duster Face Ring
A Knuckle Duster? Talk about leaving a Statement alright… This Huge Knuckle Ring is Handmade out of .925 Sterling Silver and features a Face only Mother would Love… A Crazy Face with Beady Eyes, a Long Nose and Lips……
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SPAM Earrings
SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear…












