Starfleet Academy Ring
Starfleet Academy Class of 2258. Just think, I’d be really old then… HA! Starfleet Academy is the Prestigious Institution where Federation Youth from around the Quadrant aspire to attend. In other words GEEEEEEEK!
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Star Trek Starfleet Academy Class Ring
How could you NOT want to be apart of the Class of 2258? I Want to! So I'll wear this Ring in High Hopes... This Flat-Top Ring is made of High-Strength, Scratch-Resistant Metal Alloy (that's out of this World). The Ring Comes in a size 10.5, and is an Officially-Licensed Collectible! COOL! Live Long and Prosper!
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Gefilte Fish Earrings
Gefilte Fish is a Dish made from a Poached Mixture of Ground Deboned Fish, such as Carp, Whitefish, or Pike. It is Traditionally Served as an Appetizer by Jewish Households. And now, it’s Fishing for your Earlobes. Because these…
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Smiley Face Bracelet
This Bracelet is so Fun and Cheery, that I don’t think you’d Stop Smiling while Wearing it. You’ll be Bright and Happy and People will Wonder what you’re up to. It’s the Smiley Face Bracelet that just reeks FUN!…
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Pig Pen Decoder Ring
I Remember Passing those Crazy Pig Pen Notes back and forth in School. Who didn’t? The Problem was, it was Difficult to Remember what all those Symbols meant. Was that an R, or was it a T??? Well, NOW…
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Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…
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Wine Cork Cufflinks
A Guy in the Locker Room saw another Guy with a Cork up his Ass. “Why do you have a Cork up your Ass?” He asked. “Well,” I said, “One day I was Walking on the Beach and I…
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Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…
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