The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
With this Cool Watch, the Sun is the Minute Hand, and the Moon is the Hour Hand. The Stars rotate around the Earth each Minute. Japanese Quartz Movement, the Ptolemeic System Watch comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Model Number 2979.
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Box of Chocolates Heart Ring
This Valentine’s Day, gift her a Box of Chocolates that’s Fat-Free. A Heart Shaped Box of Miniature Chocolates that are so Cute, so Dainty, so Unique, she’ll Wear it Forever. Handmade Chocolates, looking Real enough to Eat, but made…
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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Mummy Skull Bracelet
You know you always wanted a Mummy Bracelet! Who hasn’t? Take a look at this very Chill Bracelet, with a Mummy SKULL! Those Black Eyes, Those Teeth, Those Bandages, it’s Awesome in every way! :)
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Inverted Cross Blood Drop Necklace
“Sanctus Satanas, Sanctus. Dominus Diabolus Sabaoth. Satanas – venire! Satanas – venire!” Which means… I like all things Dark and Evil… Maybe I’m a Satan Worshiper, maybe I just like the Demons that live in us… Either way, this…
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St. Benedict Exorcism Ring
How Cool… An Exorcism Ring. Exorcism is the Expulsion of an Evil Spirit, and the Name is all to Familiar with The Exorcism Movie from 1973. Starring Creepy Linda Blair, it’s a Two-Time Academy Award Winner that Shocked the…












