The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
With this Cool Watch, the Sun is the Minute Hand, and the Moon is the Hour Hand. The Stars rotate around the Earth each Minute. Japanese Quartz Movement, the Ptolemeic System Watch comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Model Number 2979.
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Alienwork Retro Pocket Watch
I am in Love with this Watch! It’s a Pocket Watch that looks Alien and Retro at the same time. With a Skeleton Mechanical Hand-Wound Movement, Green and Black Face, this Elegant Time Piece is COOL COOL COOL. Plus,…
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Keep Calm and Carry On Cufflinks
“Keep Calm and Carry On” was Originally a Motivational Poster Produced by the British Government in 1939. Now it’s a widely used Meme (featured highly on “The Chive”). You see these types of Posters EVERYWHERE… And NOW, even on…
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Red Onion Earrings
“My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry.” “So I threw a pumpkin at her.” Ha! That would make anyone cry… But these earrings won’t. They’re fun fake red onion earrings that are a…
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Unicorn Vomiting Bracelet
LMAO! Rainbow Puke has been Referenced by the Popular Web Series “Charlie the Unicorn” in a Special Episode Titled “Charlie Teh Unicron Episode 1” uploaded via YouTube. The Scene Spawned a Subset of YouTubePoop Videos that became known as…
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Classic Arcade Watch
Wear a Classic Arcade Cabinet on your Wrist! The Fire Button actually Lights up the Dial in Red and makes a “PEW” Noise! MIND BLOWN! HA! How Cool! How Fun! How Geeky!
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Yeah Bitch Jesse Cufflinks
Well these won’t last long… It’s the Jesse Pinkman’s “Yeah Bitch” Cufflinks that are right up the Breaking Bad Alley. Played by Aaron Paul, “Yeah Bitch” and “Yo Bitch” go hand in hand. He uses it for EVERYTHING and…












