Funny Gold Drink Eat Sleep Wrist Watch
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Come Play With Us Danny Plugs
Yikes! Double Trouble with these Great Scary Ear Plugs. Featuring the Twin Girls from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, these Little Deadly Darlings are Ideal for Plugging Holes and Making Foes. Create your own Nightmares with these Clear Acrylic Plugs…
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Gold Bullion Cufflinks
Talk about classy… And wealthy. Whether it be real, or in the future, everyone wants gold bullion. Tons of it. Gold is the symbol of the rich and famous, so the next time you slide into that tuxedo, the…
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Askhole Charm
I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…
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Cat Ring Holder
The Rings slip over the Cat’s Long Tail for Safe-Keeping at the Sink, Bureau or Bedside. This Cat holds many Rings at a time (as they Dangle down over the Butt). Very Cute. Makes a Great Gift!
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Freddy Krueger Necklace
Growing up, the Nightmare on Elm Street was one of my Favorite Horror Movies. In the Beginning, when Freddy was Standing in the Street with 20′ arms… That was INSANE! This Pendant brings it all back to life! Muah…












