Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll back down, Repeating this Action Forever. Kind of like me trying to Push my Mother-In-Law out the Door… Fun Watch, Fun Boulder Dash! Buy this Great Wrist Watch TODAY! :)
Greek Mythology Sisyphus Wrist Watch
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Fang Ring
CHOMP! Put this Cool Sterling Silver Ring on your Finger and it’ll look like it’s getting Chewed up… By a Lovely set of FANGS! Great Chompers that will Devour your Finger… And look Sweet in the Process! :)
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Daddy Loading Cufflinks
LMAO! These Cufflinks make the Perfect Gift for Expecting Fathers. Let the World know that there’s a Bun in the Oven. Fun Cufflinks Reading “Daddy …loading” along with a Loading Bar, you’ll get Smiles, Congrats, and hey, a New…
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Dragon Bullet Pendant
Beautiful, Manly, Deadly, and DRAGONS! WOW! Such a Cool Piece of Jewelry. It’s a Stainless Steel Pendant, looking just like a Bullet, DRAGON STYLE! With a Fantastic Dragon Pattern Wrapped around the Bullet, it’s one of the Most Iconic,…
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Raptor Belly Button Ring
The Raptor, or Velociraptor, is a Dromaeosaurid Theropod Dinosaur that lived 75 Million Years Ago. The Raptor is one of the Dinosaurs that had a Prominent Role in the First Jurassic Park Movie. It was FAST, Bad-Ass, Creepy, and…
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The Mummy Bolo Necktie
Talk about cool… And creepy! It’s THE MUMMY! In a bolo necklace, with images of an Ankh and the Eye of Ra on the side. A handmade mummy (inspired by the Mummy movies), carved from resin, featuring all the…
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Broke Back Pendant
Handmade Pendant using Metal, Resin, Gothic, Forest, Small Animals, Love, and an Adjustable Length Necklace, this just SCREAMS FUN! Really! Makes a Great Bridesmaid Gift! Truly!
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