Awesome Fake Joint Cheater Wood Plugs
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Shark Brooch
WHAT? It’s NOT Shark Week! RATS! Well, I guess I’ll just have to wear this Shark Pin on my Coat all Winter long… It’s a COOL Shark that’s totally filled with Rhinestones to make the Shark POP!
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Mr. Bean Cufflinks
Mr. Bean is a British Television Program Series Written by and Starring Rowan Atkinson as the Title Character! And I tell you… I LOVE MR. BEAN! His Face and Expressions make me Laugh my Ass off! Even the Name…
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Here’s Johnny Ear Plugs
“All Work and no Play makes Jack a Dull Boy!” Isn’t that the truth? Shining Fans rejoice, because these Ear Plugs are made just for YOU! Jack Nicholson Killed in this Memorable Role, and your Plugs will do the…
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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Zombie Arm Ring
“Why did the Zombie go to the Dentist?” “To improve his BITE!” “Where do Zombies Eat Dinner?” “The LIVING Room!” “What’s a Zombies Favorite Desert?” “I-Scream!” Okay.. ENOUGH (NEVER ENOUGH) Zombie Jokes! Now, onto this Creepy Crawling Zombie Ring!…
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Frankenstein Belly Ring
Frankenstein is a Novel Written by English Author Mary Shelley about the Eccentric Scientist Victor Frankenstein, who Creates a Grotesque Creature in an Unorthodox Scientific Experiment. Gothic, Dark, and Romantic, this GREEN MONSTER is looking to Poke a Hole…












