“What does a Twelve-Pound Rat say to a Cat?” “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!” Ha, that’s Sick and Twisted… But not as much as these Earrings. Genuine Rat’s Feet, Chopped off and made into Elegant Dangle Earrings… Ideal for Halloween….

The Fun and Vibrant Energy of Carmen Miranda Meets the Rich Heritage of Dia de los Muertos in one very Interesting and Eye-Turning Ring! I’d hit that a couple of times!

LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy…

A Guy goes to the Store to Buy Condoms. “Do you want a Bag?” the Cashier asks. “No,” the Guy says, “She’s not that Ugly!” HA! No Adult Supervision Required Here… But with this Funny Belly Ring… YEP, YOU…

Feeling Lucky Punk? Well you just might with this Cool and Colorful Lucky Shamrock Clover Bracelet. It’s a REAL Shamrock Encased in a Large Oval Shaped Clear Acrylic! The Clover is Green, 4 Leaf, and it just may make…

“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…