Totally Cool Alien E.T. Fetus Earrings
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Complete Moron ID Bracelet
“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…
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Einstein Science Engagement Ring
The Theory of Relativity Encompasses Interrelated Theories by Albert Einstein: Special and General Relativity… All Nerdy Science. But I have to say, this Einstein Ring is Bending my Reality. It’s a Ring Cast in Sterling Silver, with a 14k…
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Purple Eyeball Ear Plugs
Step aside normal Bloodshot Eyes… It’s Purple Eyes! (From the Purple People Eater). Great Eyeballs that will LOOK even Greater in your Earlobes. Sporting Colors of Purple, Light Blue, Yellow and Orange, these Pupils will POP and Stand out…
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Cheese Puff Necklace
Oh those Puffed Corn Snacks that are Crisp, Coated with a Mixture of Cheese Cheese and more Cheese! That Cheese-Flavored Powder gets on your Fingers, Lips, Shirt and Couch… You can’t STOP Eating them! They’re so GOOD! You Chew…
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Hannibal Mask Necklace
Dr. Hannibal Lecter, a Fictional Forensic Psychiatrist and Cannibalistic Serial Killer is the Ultimate Evil! And Anthony Hopkins Won an Academy Award for his Portrayal of the Character in “The Silence of the Lambs”… “I Ate his Liver with…
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Pee in Hot Tubs Pendant
LMAO! Well this Pendant/Keychain/Anything is HILARIOUS! Talk about making a Statement! You can’t get any Funnier than “I Pee in Hot Tubs!” Right? I would Laugh my Ass off if I saw someone Wearing this. Cute Dog Tag that…












