Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is, if you want a Meat Sausage wrapped around your Finger! Stick your Finger in the Meat Hole… It’s Brass, it’s Sausage Links, it’s Size 6… How much do you Love Sausage? Buy it and find out…
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Link Sausage Meat Brass Ring
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King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde…
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Multigem Spiral Belly Ring
Talk about Blinging FUN! These Spiral Belly Rings are ADORABLE! They are filled with Multiple Gemstones that Catch the Light and Sparkle like Crazy! You’ll LOVE how they Look, and how they Feel Dangling down your Stomach. Beautiful Belly…
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Legend Of Zelda Engagement Ring
The Legend of Zelda is a High-Fantasy Action-Adventure Video Game centering around Link, Princess Zelda, and the Kingdom of Hyrule. It incorporates Elements of Action, Adventure and Puzzles created back in 1986. A Relic known as the Triforce, a…
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Christmas Lights Necklace
Once you put this 30″ Christmas Lights Necklace on, you won’t be able to stop singing Fun Holiday Songs! Really! This Necklace looks COOL, Festive, AND… The Lights Actually Really FLASH! BLINGGGGG! “Feliz Navidad…!”
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)
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Bob Marley Reggae Bracelet
Express your True Reggae Lifestyle with this Ultra-Cool Bob Marley Style Jamaican Bracelet. Hear that Music? Hear that Beat? That’s Smooth Reggae Thumping Deep Down in your Soul! Relax. Chill. Put your Feet up! Put this Bracelet on. It’s…
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