Banana Peen Earrings
LMFAO! It’s that banana-boy? No… It’s banana, with peen. Banana peen earrings that dangle on either side of your face with glitter and glaze. Fun earrings that will let your true personality shine. Featuring banana peels, and some big ole peen’s, in various colors of blue, black, and brown. Choose your hue, and fishhook them on your ear lobes for the whole world to see. Accentuate your look and catch everyone’s attention… and STD’s! HA! Get your peens today!
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Possessed Girl Pendant
I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…
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Strange Faces Ring
“All the Better to See you with, my Dear!” HA! This Ring is out there. And that’s why I LOVE it! It’s a One-Of-A-Kind Piece, that will certainly be a Conversation Starter. Turn the Face and SMILE!
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Goldfish Ring
This Ring is Beautiful with a Goldfish in an Aquarium, Terrarium, whatever. It’s a FISH, under a Dome, that sits on your FINGER! AND, it looks so real. Great Ring, Beautifully Made!
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Virus Pendant
I know you’d love a Virus… Right around your Neck! Something Cool and Creepy with Shimmering Orange CZ Stones (Head Containing DNA Organism)… This Fun Pendant is inspired by an Electron Microscope Image of a Virus. It’s made out…
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Cupcake Nipple Shield
You wanna Lick some Frosting? Well then take a lick of this… This Ultra-Cute Cupcake Nipple Shield is so SWEET it’ll make your Teeth Hurt. The Barbell BLINGS, the Nipple Stings! :)
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C3PO 2 Finger Ring
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! This 2 Finger C3PO Ring is Perfectly Stunning and Geeky COOL! It’s C3PO with Movable Arms! SWEET! Are you as Excited as me? It’s so Bright and Shiny and Humanoidy even Chewbacca is yelling “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!”
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