“Butt-Head, is it normal for the inside of your Bunghole to Itch?”
These All-Too-Funny Cufflinks really do Crack me up! "Heh Heh, you said CRACK!" Made out of 316L Stainless Steel and Sealed under Resin, these Pals aren't going anywhere... Except wherever you go! :) Slip these on your Cuffs and you can take the Nitwits with you all Night long... “Shut-Up Fart Knocker!!” "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh" "I just got Paid to take a Dump!"
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Turntable Watch
The “TableTurns Watch”, or the Turntable, Captures the Art of the DJ by Slapping a Turntable right on your Wrist. This Watch is more than just a Simple Effigy, it Redefines “Keeping it Real,” by being True to Form,…
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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Set of Six Rune Rings
Oh Creepy… These Twig Rings looks like they Crawled right out of the Blair Witch and are Knocking at your Tent. Crazy Handmade Rings that Feature Twigs, shaped as Runes, Cast in Sterling Silver. Dark, Oxidized, and Ideal for…
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Inspirational Words Bracelet
What a Great looking Bracelet! It’s a Stretch Bracelet full of Vintage Styled Pattern Bars that have Etched Inspirational Sayings on them. Like: Incredible, Spectacular, Serenity.. Very COOL!
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Duct Tape Jewelry Kit
Duct Tape solves everything! Including what to wear with that dress tonight. Have loads of FUN making your own Bracelets, Necklaces, Hair Clips and More! Cool and Crazy!!!
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Gold Plated Hip Hop Teeth Drip Grillz
These Grillz are not only Cool, but they’re Dripping Gold and Totally Awesome! Gold Drips, Gold Plated, a Grill for your Bottom Teeth. Put a Cap of Molten Hot Drizzle in your Shizzle. Wait? Is that how it goes?…












