“Butt-Head, is it normal for the inside of your Bunghole to Itch?”
These All-Too-Funny Cufflinks really do Crack me up! "Heh Heh, you said CRACK!" Made out of 316L Stainless Steel and Sealed under Resin, these Pals aren't going anywhere... Except wherever you go! :) Slip these on your Cuffs and you can take the Nitwits with you all Night long... “Shut-Up Fart Knocker!!” "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh" "I just got Paid to take a Dump!"
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Baseball and Bat Cross Necklace
Play Ball! It’s a Cross Pendant like something you’ve never seen before: A combination of a Baseball and a Baseball Bat! Very Clever Design, Crafted out of Stainless Steel (Won’t Rust, Tarnish, or Fade, or Turn Colors), Durable, and…
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Toy Stacking Earrings
When you Wear these Earrings… EVERYONE will want to Play with your Ears! That’s because they’re FUN and Colorful and you can’t NOT Stack them! They’re the Rainbow Stacking Toy Game, only NOW… They’re made into a Pair of…
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Vampire Bite Ring
Talk about Clever and Creepy… It’s a Vampire Bite Ring Featuring a Sterling Silver Band, and TWO Puncture Wounds from a Vampire’s Teeth. Jagged Holes set with Glistening Red Gemstones that make this Ring a Halloween Treat. 3mm Wide,…
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Orange Stainless Steel Bracelet
This Stainless Steel Orange Rubber Bracelet is made entirely of Surgical Grade Stainless Steel and of course, Orange Rubber! Great Look, very Cool, very Different. You can’t go wrong with Orange!
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Star of Bethlehem Pendant
“I see Him, but not now; I behold Him, but not near; A Star shall come out of Jacob…” It’s the Star of Bethlehem, or Christmas Star, and appears in the Nativity, where “3 Wise Men from the East”…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…












