LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy…

I Want My Cake!!!! Who doesn’t Love Cake, right? And there’s no better Cake at Halloween time, than an Orange and Black Cake… And you know, that Black Frosting is gonna stain your lips and mouth, but you still…

These are Great Earrings to own if you’re the Home of the Whopper! Because it takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper! Right? Burger King has some Funny Slogans… Burger King, where you’re the Boss! Stack it High, Tough…

This is one COOL looking Watch! Talk about High-Tech… although it really isn’t! You see, all those Ultra-Cool Sub-Dials are just for Decoration ONLY! They don’t Function! It’s all for LOOKS, and it LOOKS GREAT! :)

“Why didn’t the Skeleton go to School?” “His Heart wasn’t in it!” “What do you call a Fat Pumpkin?” “A Plumpkin!” “What kind of Dessert does a Ghost like?” “I Scream!” Okay, okay… It’s Halloween! Sometimes all you need…

Such a Great looking Ring… A Vintage Crown with Jewels! Very Cool! This Stainless Steel Ring (hypoallergenic) has Cubic Zirconia Stones that look just like Garnets, with such a Beautiful Wine Color, they sure do look AMAZING!