Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!” Okay, that was bad, but these Earrings are GOOD! Realistic (although Small) Combo Pizza Earring Studs that look so Yummy, I’m Drooling. Grab some Slices TODAY! Your Ears will LOVE you!
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Yummy Realistic Food Combo Pizza Slice Earring Studs
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Potato Chip Earrings
OMG! Wear these Funny Ass Earrings and you’ll be a CHIP DIP for Sure! LMAO! These Dangly Earrings are just too FUNNY! Looking like Real Potato Chips, Rippled (the BEST), they Certainly look like you could Dunk them in…
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Money Watch
“How much Money does a Skunk have?” “One Scent!” “What did the Cat say when he Lost all his Money?” “I’m Paw!” “How do you Hide Money from a Hippie?” “Put it under the Soap!” HA! And with this…
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Anubis Ring
Anubis is the God of Embalming and the Dead. And if that doesn’t make you want this Kick-Ass Egyptian Ring, then maybe this will: Since Jackals were often seen in Cemeteries, the Ancient Egyptians believed that the Anubis watched…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Rock Candy Earrings
Rock Candy is a Type of Confectionery Mineral Composed of Large Sugar Crystals. The Candy is Formed by allowing a Supersaturated Solution of Sugar and Water to Crystallize on a String or a Stick. Heating allows the Sugar to…
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Creature Black Lagoon Studs
Oh No, It’s the Creature From the Black Lagoon… RUNNNNNN! …Although, You Don’t Have to Run Fast, because these Creatures are NOT Strange Prehistoric Beasts Lurking in the Depths of the Amazonian Jungle. They are Jolly Green Swamp Beasts…
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