Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!” Okay, that was bad, but these Earrings are GOOD! Realistic (although Small) Combo Pizza Earring Studs that look so Yummy, I’m Drooling. Grab some Slices TODAY! Your Ears will LOVE you!
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Yummy Realistic Food Combo Pizza Slice Earring Studs
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!
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Coffin Poison Ring
This is a Cool Creepy Coffin Ring with Skeletons is also a Kick-Ass Poison Ring. A Ring Made with a Secret Compartment that Supposedly holds Deadly Contents such as Poison, Bone and Relics. Cast in Bronze and Based upon…
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Polish A Turd Lapel Pin
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Tick Beetle Bug Plugs
Oh my Worst Nightmare… Waking up with a Bug, Beetle, Spider in my EAR… ICK! Gives me Chills just thinking about it… And for most people, Bugs do that. They Run, Scream, Holler, Dance about… So putting some Real…
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Talks to Self Ring
This is me all the time. What? I said, this is me all the time… Talking to Myself. Answering Myself. Having people Stare at me like I’m Crazy… Probably so. But still, it’s a Talks to Self Ring, that’s…
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Blair Witch Inspired Necklace
Oh CRAP! Just looking at this Creepy Pendant makes me want to RUNNNN! It’s a Pendant straight out of the Blair Witch Movie! And YIKES, it’ll give everyone the Frights. Satanic, Black, with a Blue Gemstone, this Twisted Handmade…
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