“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…

I have SWAG… Oh wait a minute, that’s Flab! My Bad! HA! Here’s an Iced Out Pendant that you’ll never see again… Weighing a Heavy 66 Grams, being 3 1/2″ Long, this Blinging Pendant will certainly catch all Eyes!…

OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…

Edgar Allan Poe really is the Granddad of Horror! With the Raven, Pit and the Pendulum, the Tell-Tale Heart, The Fall of the House of Usher, and more… evermore… These Cufflinks are IDEAL for the Horror or Halloween Fan….

“I think I am, actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand…” HA! You have to admit, there’s a lot of Comedy in the Government today. And just like these Satire Donald Trump Cufflinks… They’re…

This Bracelet is Wonderful! It’s a Bracelet CUFF that wraps all the way down your Arm. And what’s so Cool about it is the fact that it looks just like Dinosaur Bones! Spines! Skeleton! AWESOME!