Complete Moron Prank Medical Alert ID Steel Bracelet
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Stencil Wood Watch
Talk about Easy to Read… This Wood Watch has Stencil Numbers that fill the Dial and give you the Time at a simple Glance of the Watch. What Time is it? 3:17 according to this Watch shown! Cool Concept,…
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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iPhone Recharging Bracelet
“That’s a Cool Watch You Have On… Where’s the Face?” “It’s Not a Watch!” “Oh, then that’s a Weird Bracelet…” “It’s NOT a Bracelet… It’s a Power Charger for my iPhone!” “Ohhhh! OHHHHHHHH! Now that’s COOL!” I can see…
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Barack Obama Earrings
Barry never looked so good (at least the Gray is gone from his hair) then he has with these 14k Heavy Gold Plated Earrings! The Description says “Iced out with Swarovski Crystals”, but I don’t see none. All I…
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Mom’s Spaghetti Eminem Pin
Talk about AWESOME! This Eminem Pin is just Perfect. And Creepy! It’s Eminem’s Famous “Mom’s Spaghetti” line from “Lose Yourself”: Yo. His palms are Sweaty, Knees Weak, Arms are Heavy. There’s Vomit on his Sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti… Yeah,…












