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Albert Einstein Relativity Watch
It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…
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I Have a Little Wiener Tie Bar
Oh Man, I Laughed Way too Hard on this one… It’s a Tie Clip Bar that has a Little Itty Bitty Doggie that reads “I HAVE A LITTLE WIENER”. HA HA HA HA HA! Talk about a Riot! This…
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Two Finger Pinch Nipple Ring
PINCH PINCH That’s what People like to do with Nipples, Cheeks, Heads and Buttocks! PINCH! You can’t Help it! And with this Nipple Bar Ring, you’ll get Pinched for SURE! It’s a Barbell Nipple Ring that looks just like…
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Lipstick Kiss Belly Ring
What a Fun and Cute Belly Ring. It’s the Lipstick Kiss Belly Navel Ring that’s Dainty, Dangly, and VERY RED! Red Lips always make a Strong Statement, and putting them together with TWO Blinging Red Gemstones… all the Better!…
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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Men’s Wedding Band with Swimmers
WOW. Oh WOW! This is Unique. It’s a Men’s Wedding Band that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen… “Swimmers” as I call them… Really Diamonds with a Squiggly Tail, but hey, everyone will know what they really are. What they…












