Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those Eyes, the Hands, the Brown Stinky Feet… HA!
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Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Fancy Curved Hook Taper
Bad Ass! That about sums up this Fancy Curved Hook Taper… Slide it in your ear and let the comments begin! It’s INSANE LOOKING! Made of 316L Surgical Steel, this Fancy Curved Taper looks like it came from an…
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5 Time Zone Watch
WOW! This Watch is Crazy! It has FIVE Dials… FIVE Time Zones… FIVE!!! 5 Watches-In-One with 5 Different Crown and Stems for setting Hands and Time. It’s Insane! What’s the Time for New York… I Got Ya Covered! :)
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Look At My Shoes Pendant
LOL Shoe Freaks, Fashion Geeks, Women of all Ages… This Pendant is for YOU! You know who you are! It’s the “LOOK AT MY SHOES” Pendant Necklace that’s just too much FUN! Really! You Paid a lot for those…
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Black Ice Princess Ring
What a Beautiful Unique Engagement Ring… (or any Ring, really) It’s a Black Ice Princess Ring that looks just like it came from a Disney Movie. So Twisted, so Dark, so Awesome! Hard Carved in NYC, looking like Dark…
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…
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Glasses and Mustache Belly Ring
YOU HIPPIE YOU! You deserve this Cute and Dangly Belly Navel Ring. Featuring a set of Black Glasses and a Jet Black Mustache, topped with a CZ Crystal, this Ring will brings lots of LAUGHS!
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