Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Denture Bracelet
This just kills me. It’s making my eyes water. What an Interesting Piece of Jewelry. Dentures that wrap around your Wrist. It leaves me Speechless! Crazy and Different, you’ll need no Gum to hold these in place.
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Metaphysical Bracelet
Discover the Power of Art Amulets. Each image depicts Metaphysical Symbols, of Wealth, Healing, Love, Enlightenment, Joy, and Protection. How much of that could you use?
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Rub Me For Luck Nipple Ring
Ahh, just what the Doctor ordered… A Rub Me For Luck Nipple Bar Ring! How FUN will these be to wear? How FUN to RUB for Luck! HA! You’ll want to show it off to everyone… LUCKY You! LUCKY…
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Evan Peters AHS Ear Plug
Sweet… It’s an Ear Plug straight out of your Wildest Nightmares… Or Dreams… Or American Horror Story! :) Featuring a Split Image of Tate Langdon (from the First Season), a.k.a. Evan Peters, in Creepy Shades of Blue, and a…
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Rudolph Charm Bead
This Charm Bead is too Funny… It’s a Hilarious Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Charm that is Brown, with Big Eyes, a Red Nose and a Santa Hat. It will make your European Charm Bracelet (Like Pandora) look Festive…
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S’more Belly Button Ring
This is Adorable! A S’more Belly Button Ring featuring a Chunk of Chocolate, a Gram Cracker, and a Toasted Marshmallow… Scrumptious! Looking just like the real thing, this S’more is made out of Polymer Clay and Dangling from a…












