I Have the Strongest Nipples in Town!
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Dumbbell (Not Spelled Dumbell) is Simple, Awesome, and Close to your Heart! Comes in many Lengths and MM to choose from. Sold Individually! So Buy Two, otherwise one Nipple will be Bigger than the other... Right?
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Bloody Finger Brooch
Well, this Brooch will Solve one problem of mine… Where to put the Booger! Plus, the Finger’s already Bloody, so it’ll fit right in… My Nostril! It’s a Plastic Bloody Finger Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Finger,…
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The Circle Game “You Looked” Tie Bar
HA HA! It’s amazing that this Meme has ran so long… But it still makes me laugh. It’s the “You Looked” Circle Game, featuring a hand with the “Okay” sign, that certainly makes people look. “Gotcha!” And now, you…
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April Fool’s Day Dangle Earrings
Jokes on you, these are REAL Earrings, Ideal for the First of April… April Fool’s Day Dangle Earrings with a Fun Colorful Joker holding a sign reading “APRIL FOOL”. Not to mention his Fish Stick and the “KICK ME…
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Chunky Halloween Wrist Watch
Beautiful Watch… Colorful and FUNNN! For it’s a Halloween Watch, that certainly looks Halloweeny… With Polka Dot Orange and Black Beads, this Wrist Watch is an Eye-Catcher. A Blinging Orange Face, Quartz Movement (and it even has a Second…
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World’s Best Mistress Floating Locket
Sweet! You really do LOVE me… On the Side, every other Weekend, in the Backseat of your Car, down a Dark Alley… Right? Just Extra Hours at the Office. Time to Be with the Mistress… And not only A…
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Dracula Blood Vial Earrings
“I Vant To Drink Your Blood!” Why does Count Dracula always Speak with an Accent? Well, he’s Vlad Tepes and he was Born in Sighisoara, Romania. He’s a Historical Figure who Inspired Bram Stoker’s Novel, Dracula. And now, thanks…












