Ear Ring
“What Kind of Monster has the Best Hearing?” “The Eeriest!” HA! And this Ring is Certainly Eerie! It’s an Ear Ring that you Wear on your Finger. Remember when Mike Tyson was Disqualified for Biting off Evander Holyfield’s Ear? Yeah… I think we Found that Ear! :) You’ll get TONS of Comments on this Crazy, Fun, and Realistic looking Ear! “WHAT?” :P
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"I Can't Hear You, I Have This Crazy Ring In My Ear!"
Well, this Ring is Great for People who don't wear Earrings and everyone asks "Why don't you Wear Earrings?" HA! This Ear is made out of a Real Plastic Baby Doll Ear, and Mounted on a Sterling Silver Ring, Size 9. You could have FUN with this one... Which reminds me of this Joke: A Construction Worker Accidentally Cuts off one of his Ears with an Electric Saw. He calls out to a Guy Walking on the Street below, "Hey, do you see my Ear down there?" The Guy on the Street picks up an Ear and yells back, "Is this it?" "No," Replied the Construction Worker, "Mine had a Pencil behind it!" LOL :)
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Steampunk Bracelet
Alchemy Gothic’s “Galvanic Magneto Inducer Cuff-Bracelet”. Described as “the Primary Power-Source behind the GMT System, Providing Tension to the Receiving Transposition Chamber.” In other words: AWESOME!!!
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Dragon Head Fantasy Ring
Beautiful! Such a Regal, Elegant Ring, Ideal for Fantasy Fans and Dragons and Lore… It’s an Epic Dragon Head Ring that’s Hand Carved and Cast in Brass. Simply Stunning! Have your Own Dragon right on your Finger. With such…
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Heart Measuring Tape Necklace
Is Losing Weight a New Year’s Resolution? Getting Fit? In Shape… Then get yourself a Visual Reminder of your Goals, just like this Very Cool Heart-Shaped Pendant. Made to Resemble a Measuring Tape, this Necklace comes in either Silver-Tone…
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Parental Advisory Cufflinks
Parental Advisory is a Warning Label first introduced by the Recording Industry Association of America in 1985. It is Placed on Items in Recognition of Excessive Profanities or Inappropriate References. HA! Many Adults need this Label… Along with these…
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Batman Mask Ring
Black Stainless Steel is so Cool, and this Dark Knight Batman Mask is even Cooler! Rugged, Durable, and very Noticeable… This Ring will make you feel like a Superhero. Now if only you could find Gotham City…
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