Ear Ring
“What Kind of Monster has the Best Hearing?” “The Eeriest!” HA! And this Ring is Certainly Eerie! It’s an Ear Ring that you Wear on your Finger. Remember when Mike Tyson was Disqualified for Biting off Evander Holyfield’s Ear? Yeah… I think we Found that Ear! :) You’ll get TONS of Comments on this Crazy, Fun, and Realistic looking Ear! “WHAT?” :P
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"I Can't Hear You, I Have This Crazy Ring In My Ear!"
Well, this Ring is Great for People who don't wear Earrings and everyone asks "Why don't you Wear Earrings?" HA! This Ear is made out of a Real Plastic Baby Doll Ear, and Mounted on a Sterling Silver Ring, Size 9. You could have FUN with this one... Which reminds me of this Joke: A Construction Worker Accidentally Cuts off one of his Ears with an Electric Saw. He calls out to a Guy Walking on the Street below, "Hey, do you see my Ear down there?" The Guy on the Street picks up an Ear and yells back, "Is this it?" "No," Replied the Construction Worker, "Mine had a Pencil behind it!" LOL :)
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Hanging Man Nipple Shield
LOL I know what you need… A Man Hanging off your Nipple! BAH! And this Hanging Man Nipple Ring is just that, a Man Dangling off your Nipple Bar like it’s Hanging on for Dear Life… Trying to Climb…
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Roasted Peanuts Ring
The Whole World is Nuts! Including YOU! So why not Buy a Bag of Peanuts to Wear on your Finger? This Cute Green Bag is Filled with Roasted Peanuts that look YUMMY… Made out of Plastic, Adhesive, and a…
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Darth Maul Lightsaber Tie Bar
Woah! This is Bad Ass! Darth Maul serves as a Sith Lord in the Star Wars Universe. He’s a Master of Wielding a Double-Bladed Lightsaber and it’s Incredible to Watch. The first time I ever saw him, my Jaw…
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Eagle Claw Bracelet
WOW OH WOW! This Bracelet is SUPER COOL! Just look at it! Stunning in Detail, Gothic, Punk, Dark… And full of Menacing looking Eagle Claws (or Talons) Dangling off your ARM! AWESOME! I Love it!
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7 Chakra Crystal Pendant
Chakras are Energy Points or Nodes in the Subtle Body (not the Physical Body). It’s a Sanskrit Word meaning “Wheel” or “Turning”, and that’s exactly what you do with this Pendant… Turn your Life around and Balance your Energy!
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The Salvador Dali Watch
A Superb Wristwatch featuring the Surrealist Master and his ‘tache. This Fab Dali Watch is for Surrealists, Dadaists, Modernists, Troublemakers and anyone COOL. Comes in a Super Smart “Tempus Fugit” Gift Box!
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