Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of Fail known to Man! Reaching this Level of Fail means only one thing: You must Die, or the World will Fail itself due to such an Extreme Level of Failage! HA! Are you EPIC?
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Glow in the Dark Epic Fail Ear Gauge Plugs
Oh boy, these Ear Gauge Plugs are certainly NOT FAILURES! They are Cool and Comfortable and GLOW IN THE DARK! That's SWEET! These Single Flared Ear Plugs are made out of Acrylic and have the words "EPIC" on one Plug, and "FAIL" on the other (which means, they are Sold as a Pair... of course). Coming in TONS of Different Gauge Sizes, you're just gonna LOVE how they Look, and LOVE what they Say!
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Painless Clip-On Piercings
Want to look all Pierced out? This pack of 24 Rings are actually Clip-Ons that go anywhere you desire: Ears, Nose, Eye-Brow, Lip… Look like your whole Body is Pierced, without all the PAIN! :)
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Godzilla Eye Pendant
AWESOME! It’s the Eye of Godzilla! Whether it’s a Giant Lizard, Radioactive Dinosaur, or Chicken of the Sea… this Pendant puts Godzilla Up-Close and Personal. Yellow Pupil, Black Slit, Green Scales all Set under a Glass Dome, and Surrounded…
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Razor Blade Bracelet
SICK!!! A Bracelet that’s a Slice above the others… A Creepy Goth Bracelet Featuring Razor Blade Links. WOW! Looking like Real Razors (but aren’t), these Blades are Joined together for all of Eternity. Til Death Do We Part… Handmade,…
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Wine Cork Cufflinks
A Guy in the Locker Room saw another Guy with a Cork up his Ass. “Why do you have a Cork up your Ass?” He asked. “Well,” I said, “One day I was Walking on the Beach and I…
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Two Faces of Infinity Skull Ring
This Engagement Ring is Absolutely STUNNING! It’s Beautifully Detailed, Gothic, Dire, and Delightful. For it Features two Gleaming Skulls, one on each side of the Center Stone… Cast in Yellow and just Jaw Dropping. With Diamond Cuts and Stones,…
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