Eye Stud Earrings
“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And with these Eye Earrings… The only thing that Smells is the Blood. Bloody Frightening Eyeballs that will make your Ears SCREAM! Fun, Realistic Eyes (Monster Eyes, Zombie Eyes, Human Eyes) Stuck to Black Posts and Ready for Sticking in your Holes. Enjoy!
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Creepy Bloody Eyeball Stud Earrings
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Shield Bug Bracelets
Shield Bugs have Glands in their Thorax between the First and Second Pair of Legs which Produce a Foul Smelling Liquid. This Liquid is used Defensively to Deter Potential Predators and is Sometimes Released when the Bugs are Handled…
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Honey Bee Sterling Silver Ring
Spring is finally here… All the Snow has Melted, the Flowers Dead (we did have a 70° day in Feb), Rats! No matter, you can liven up the Season with the Most Darling Sterling Silver Ring EVER! A Honey…
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Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…
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Dragon Eye Steel Ring
This is a Bad Ass Ring. It’s a Dragon’s Eye Ring (okay, okay, it’s really a Very Cool Tiger’s Eye) that’s set into a Dragon Skin Stainless Steel Ring with CLAWS! Talk about AWESOME! With the Engraved Words in…
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Nose To Ear Ring Chain
Now this is Cool… Until you get it caught on a Door Knob. Just saying… It’s a Nose Ring that’s also a Earring… And the Nose Ring is NON-Piercing. So you don’t have to get all holy, you’ll just…
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Porn Star Cufflinks
Ha ha, what a Great Gag Gift… Or is it? And is that a Pun? Only you can decide, for it’s Wonderful Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile and Blush. Cufflinks with a Big Red Star and Black Lettering…
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