"Well Aren't You A Little Stinker!"
I always Wanted to have a Stank on my Arm... Like I'm not Stinky enough! But this Creepy Crawler takes the Cake. Look at that Crazy Ass Body... Those Legs, the Antenna... EGADS! I think I just gave myself the Heebie-Jeebies! Dead, and Fashionable, this Bug used to Gobble up Fruit, now this Specimen just sits Silently in it's Clear Coffin of Doom! At least the Leather Cord is Adjustable. That way you can Tie it where ever you Want... Even there! If that's what you Choose. Maybe it'll Scare your Crabs away? Who knows... :)
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Dog and Cat Christmas Wrist Watch
“Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow” “Woof, Woof, Woof…” It’s a Pet Wrist Watch that’ll have everyone Barking. A Fun Christmas Watch, Featuring a Darling Cat and Dog, Adorned with Santa Hats as the Dial Background. A Big Easy-To-Read Face, a…
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Dollar Sign Nipple Ring
You know what I like hanging from my Nipples? MONEY! Greenbacks! CASHOLA!!! And the next BEST thing… A BLINGING Piercing! Full of Green Gems and a Dolla Sign, this Ring will make everyone Holla! :)
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Creature Earrings
“What kind of Fishing is that? Who Eats Rocks?” Remember the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Well, now you can every time you look in the Mirror with these Cute, Dangly Creature Earrings!
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Cute Poop Watch
Here’s something that you don’t hear very often “Well, that’s a Cute Pile of Poop!” Right? I’d be Surprised if you did… But now you can with this Adorable, although Rank Poop Watch! It’s a Brown Piece of Crap…
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Endless Luck Charm Bracelet
Oh boy, I need a Bracelet like this… It’s an Endless Good Luck Charm Bracelet, that has about every Lucky Charm Symbol you can imagine… And more. 20 Charms, like a Lady Bug, Horseshoe, Elephant (trunk up), Wishbone, Shamrock,…