"Well Aren't You A Little Stinker!"
I always Wanted to have a Stank on my Arm... Like I'm not Stinky enough! But this Creepy Crawler takes the Cake. Look at that Crazy Ass Body... Those Legs, the Antenna... EGADS! I think I just gave myself the Heebie-Jeebies! Dead, and Fashionable, this Bug used to Gobble up Fruit, now this Specimen just sits Silently in it's Clear Coffin of Doom! At least the Leather Cord is Adjustable. That way you can Tie it where ever you Want... Even there! If that's what you Choose. Maybe it'll Scare your Crabs away? Who knows... :)
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Hidden Camera Wristband
Sweet… This Wristband looks just like all the Fitbits and Fitness Wristbands on the market today… The biggest difference, this is a Hidden Camera Wristband Bracelet that Secretly Spies and Records the Activity around you in Crisp, Clean 1080…
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Cherry Chocolate Truffle Necklace
Yum… How do they do this? How do they make it look so REAL? Really. This Necklace looks just like a Genuine Chocolate Truffle with Rich Cherry Filling. It’s making my Mouth Water. I can almost Taste it now……
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Fasten Up Belly Ring
Cute and Attractive Belly Navel Ring that looks just like a Street Sign! Funny Dangle that reads: STOP FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT! Clever and Straight to the Point! This Rides about to get Bumpy…
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Strength And Pride Eagle Ring
Beautiful! Look at the Insane Details in this Bald Eagle Ring! It’s BEYOND Awesome! This “Strength and Pride” is Cast in Solid, Durable Stainless Steel and Incorporates Two Black Sapphire Gemstones for Eyes! SLICK! This Magnificent Bird Expresses Bold…
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Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…
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Punk Rock Skull Bracelet
LOL Looking for a Nice Chunky Biker Bracelet? Something Punk or Rock with Skulls? Well, this just might be the thing… It’s a Heavy Men’s Bracelet featuring Grinning Skulls with Full Beards, Sunglasses, and Cowboy Hats. HA! Why Wear…












