"Well Aren't You A Little Stinker!"
I always Wanted to have a Stank on my Arm... Like I'm not Stinky enough! But this Creepy Crawler takes the Cake. Look at that Crazy Ass Body... Those Legs, the Antenna... EGADS! I think I just gave myself the Heebie-Jeebies! Dead, and Fashionable, this Bug used to Gobble up Fruit, now this Specimen just sits Silently in it's Clear Coffin of Doom! At least the Leather Cord is Adjustable. That way you can Tie it where ever you Want... Even there! If that's what you Choose. Maybe it'll Scare your Crabs away? Who knows... :)
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Grumpy Cat Necklace
This Adorable Grumpy Cat looks Sad, but it’s sure to bring much Delight and plenty of Smiles! Who could resist those Distressed Eyes, that Curved Down Mouth… It’s all Pretty Charming, and it Works as a Cool Pendant too!
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Star Wars Lightsaber Earrings
These Lightsaber Earrings come in cool colors of Red, Green and Blue (sold in pairs). They’re french-hook style earrings with rubber stoppers and are 2 1/4″ long (no jokes about the size… fuzzball!
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Fast Food Junkie Watch
LOL! Half of `Merica needs this Watch! It’s the Fast Food Junkie Wrist Watch that Features a Juicy Hamburger, Huge Order of French Fries, and a Chocolate Covered Donut for Dessert… YUUUUUU-UM! What’s that Sound? The Sound of my…
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I Love Boxed Wine Cufflinks
Lol, nothing wrong with Wine from a Box, right? In fact, I know someone that LOVES LOVES LOVES Boxed Wine. His Wife’s not a Fan, but he Drinks it like, well, Wine. And so these Cufflinks are IDEAL for…
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Cute Octopus Charm
LMAO This “CUTE” Octopus Charm is Far from any Octopus that I’ve seen! In fact, it looks more like someone wearing a Ski-Mask! Doesn’t it? HA! Made of Silver Plate, this Octopus is one Crazy looking Sea Creature!
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The Explanation Ear Plugs
LMAO! This Pair of Plugs is TOO FUNNY! It’s for all those People that get ALL THOSE ANNOYING QUESTIONS about their Ears. “Did it Hurt?” “Do you Regret it?” “Will your Ear Lobes Shrink Back Down Once you Remove…












