Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Hey, are you just happy to see me? Wooo-Wooo!
This Fire Dept. Shield is made out of Hypoallergenic 316 Stainless Steel (for those Sensitive Types), and is 14G, with a 18mm Barbell. TOASTY! Oh, and just so you know, both Balls are Screwable! :) Enjoy!
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Teeth With Braces Earrings
“What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?” “Tooth-hurty!” HA! Okay, that was bad, but these happy faced earrings are good. Handmade teeth studs that are shaped like teeth, with braces. How fun. Designed out of polymer clay, these are…
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Miley Cyrus Dangle Earrings
I know you want to get your TWERK on! Just picture shaking that Booty with these Dangly Earrings licking your face and hair. STUNNING! Talk about a Show Stopper! Insane!
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Cute Monkey Ring
“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…
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Delete Browser History Bracelet
HA HA HA! I NEED this Bracelet… It’s the “Delete My Browser History” ID Bracelet that just Makes me LAUGH! Famous Last Words, right? EVERY Man probably needs one of these… This Makes a Great Gift for the Web…
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Black Ice Princess Ring
What a Beautiful Unique Engagement Ring… (or any Ring, really) It’s a Black Ice Princess Ring that looks just like it came from a Disney Movie. So Twisted, so Dark, so Awesome! Hard Carved in NYC, looking like Dark…
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Hung Christmas Pendant
HA HA HA! Wellll…. This is one Necklace that he’ll Wear that will Bring a Smile to Everyone’s Face. It’s a Lovely Christmas Stocking that’s Colorful, Festive, and FUNNNNN! With Red Lettering that Appropriately states “HUNG”, this is either…
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