Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Hey, are you just happy to see me? Wooo-Wooo!
This Fire Dept. Shield is made out of Hypoallergenic 316 Stainless Steel (for those Sensitive Types), and is 14G, with a 18mm Barbell. TOASTY! Oh, and just so you know, both Balls are Screwable! :) Enjoy!
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Robot Dog Necklace
I LOVE this little Robot Dog Pendant! HOW COOL! The Feet Move, The Head Moves, The Ears Wag, It Jiggles when worn… It just doesn’t Bark! RATS! Very Neat looking piece of Jewelry that any DOG LOVER will be…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Furry Animal Rings
Cute Panda/Dog/Fox Rings made with Faux Rabbit Fur. Rings are Adjustable, so they fit any finger. For a set of 6 Rings, these Animals are awfully Cheap!
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Jack ‘O Lantern Carving Ring
Awwwwwww! What an Adorable Ring! So Clever and Cool… It’s a Jack ‘O Lantern Carving Ring, featuring a Colorful Pumpkin (Polymer Clay), Carved up with Eyes, Nose and Mouth, on top of a Wood Cutting Board, with Pumpkin Guts,…
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Laceration Bracelet
You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…
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Gotchya Ear Plugs
These Gotchya Plugs Reek FUN! Normally called “The Circle Game”, the Goal is to make this Hand Gesture below your Waist, and then get People to Look at it. That’s it! They LOOK… “GOTCHYA!” Simple, Funny, and it always…
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