Flip Flop Pin Brooch
You know you always wanted a Flip Flop Brooch! I can see it in your Eyes! And these Bright Green Flip Flops, with Yellow and Purple Flowers, and Purple Toe-Jam Separating Y's , are just LOVELY! They are the Epitome of Flip Flops everywhere! In fact, you can get Flip Flops like these at the Dollar Store... (But Shit, it was Ninety-Nine Cents!) HA! This Brooch is Calling your Name... Listen. Hear that? It's the Sound "CLOG FLOP CLOG..."
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Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA!…
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Monster Bracelet Ring
What the F???? This is the Craziest, most Frightening Ring/Bracelet ever. WOW! Makes my Teeth hurt just looking at it. A Horrifying Doll Face, with Lips pulled back Exposing Gnarly Gums, Wide-Eyed, Grinning on your Finger with Black Chains…
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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The Salvador Dali Watch
A Superb Wristwatch featuring the Surrealist Master and his ‘tache. This Fab Dali Watch is for Surrealists, Dadaists, Modernists, Troublemakers and anyone COOL. Comes in a Super Smart “Tempus Fugit” Gift Box!
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Creepy Wolf Zombie Pendant
Crazy, Creepy, COOL! It’s a Scary Wolf, created out of Polymer Clay, that’s Deranged, Demented, and UNDEAD! For this Wolf, is a Zombie Wolf! With Pitch Black Eyes, and a Gruesome Sinister Jaw… YIKES! Dangling from either a Chain,…
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Rudolph Pendant
I LOVE this Little Reindeer! It’s Rudolph looking Very Cute and Festive. Handmade and Cut out of Sterling Silver, this Rudolph has Dark Whimsical Eyes and a Big Red Nose. With Antlers, Tail, and Adorable Long Legs, this Charm…











