Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky Tongues are giving me Nightmares. Realistic, Hand Sculpted, Hand Painted Tongues that will Slather your Ears up Good! Wanna Lick?
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Freaky Realistic Tongue Post Earrings
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Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace
Wait… WAT? This Pendant just makes me Laugh. I don’t even know what to say… It’s a Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace, with a Cream Filling and a Funny Face. Hilarious Face. With Big Eyes, a Brown Nose, and a…
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Pinata Stud Earrings
Awwwwww! How Adorable! Cute, Colorful Pinata Earrings that are so Fun and Fantastically Detailed, they make me Smile. An Iconic Pinata, Handmade with Top Quality Surgical Steel Posts (Perfect for anyone with Metal Allergies), Printed, Cut, Sealed with a…
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Custom Credit Card Pendant
These are SICK! It’s a Credit Card Pendant, VISA CARD, that looks real, but isn’t. It’s an Iced-Out version that you can customize with YOUR REAL NAME! Super cool, and even better–the numbers aren’t real! So bling out in…
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UFO Helicopter Hieroglyph Pendant
Nothing Amazes me more than this Artifact from Egypt. If you don’t know about it, you should. It’s Mind-Boggling! It’s a Abydos-Hieroglyph found in Ancient Egypt (A Carving from the Temple of Seti Dated around 200 BC), that Depicts…
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Voodoo Skull Earrings
WOW! These are so bad ass and cool. They are voodoo skulls, that dangle, and are creepy as all get out. And what’s even more incredible–they are made out of plastic. I know, my jaw dropped open too, for…
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Toofy Resin Bracelet
“Why is 4,840 Square Yards like a Bad Tooth?” “Because it’s an Acre…” Groan… Moan… But still Funny. Just like this Crazy Creepy Bracelet. It’s Chomping for your Arm. Featuring a Clear Resin Bangle Cuff Bracelet that’s Full of…
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