Come Closer, I Mustache you a Question!
Get your Smiley Dangle on with this Ultra-Cool Glasses and Mustache Belly Button Ring. Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, it's 7/16" Long and has a 5mm Ball. Just what your Belly ordered! :) GOOF!
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Polish A Turd Lapel Pin
LOL This Magnetic Lapel Pin makes me LAUGH!!!! It’s up my father’s alley for sure! It’s an eye-glass holder (chain on bottom on which you dangle your eye-glasses from) that clips to your shirt, lapel, pocket, wherever, and it…
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Braces Ring
Brace-Face, Train-Tracks, Metal-Mouth, CHEESE-GRATER… Kids hear these names all the time when they Wear Braces. After all, you do wear these Metal Magnets for YEARS! Unless you’re lucky enough to have a Headgear as well. HA! What a Pain……
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Playstation Controller Ear Plugs
There’s nothing I’d like more than to stick my finger in your holes and push your buttons… Oh wait… What am I thinking… Those holes are ear holes, and the buttons: A Playstation Controller! My bad! Fun Ear Plugs,…
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Good Vibes Bracelet
Now this is a One-of-a-Kind Bracelet. A “Good Vibes” Bracelet that incorporates all of the Wonderful, and Colorful Gemstones that Bring Positive Healing. A Beautiful Bracelet that comes with a Stone Chart, Listing the Buddha, Druzy, Agates, Turquoise, Quartz,…
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Bloody Scissor Earrings
Uhh, you got a little BLOOD on your Ears… These AWESOME Earrings will make everyone think twice about approaching you. Bloody Scissors Dangling from your Lobes. HOW COOL IS THAT! SNIP SNIP!












