Gold Toilet and Toilet Paper Stud Earrings
-
Melting Candy Nipple Shield
Remember when you Melted Candy all over your Nipples and it hurt for Hours? Oh wait… That was a Dream! Until NOW! This Melting Rainbow of Colored Candy will look GREAT circling your Nipple! Just what you always Wanted!…
-
I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
-
Disco Ball Bracelet
2016 is coming to an END…. YEAH!!!! 2017 is upon us, and it’s a Festive Fun New Year! So to Celebrate, how about a little Bling on your Arm? A Glistening Disco Ball Bracelet that’s nothing but Disco Balls…
-
I’m Alive Brooch
LMAO! I Feel like this every Morning… “I’M ALIVE!” But it can be a Real Nightmare. All the time you hear about People getting Buried Alive… Like that TV Show… No, I’m not Talking about “Hoarders – Buried Alive”,…
-
Coffee Cup Cufflinks
Here’s me at Starbucks “Hot, Venti, White Chocolate Mocha with Almond Milk, 2 shots of Peppermint, and no Whipped Cream… PLEASE!” HA… I have really bad insomnia. So to counter my tiredness throughout the day, I drink about 18…
-
Cthulhu Necklace Pendant
LOL I have never seen a Cthulhu look like this before, but then again, I’ve never seen a Cthulhu. Have you? Cute, Green, and made out of Polymer Clay, Acrylic Paint, and Varnish, this Pendant Necklace is Adorable. Looking…












