Hamburger Tie Tack
Um, you gotta little Burger on your Tie… Well, I say “Why the Hell not?” Because with this Burger Tie Tack, there’s only one thing that People will think of: LUNCH! Burgers and Fries… YUMMMM! Sadly, this Burger is NOT Edible, and even if you tried, it’s only a Bite! :(
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Hamburger Lapel Pin Tie Tack
Not only does this Burger Tie Tack/Lapel Pin look like a Real Miniature Burger, with Lettuce, Melted Cheese, a Beefy Burger and a Sesame Seed Bun, BUT, it also has the M Logo on it. Whether that be McDonalds or an M for your Initial, who cares? It's a Burger and it holds your Tie Down. Now, is it Lunch yet?
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World’s Best Mistress Floating Locket
Sweet! You really do LOVE me… On the Side, every other Weekend, in the Backseat of your Car, down a Dark Alley… Right? Just Extra Hours at the Office. Time to Be with the Mistress… And not only A…
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Tide Pod Stud Earrings
HA! WHAT? The Tide Pod Challenge is where people (mostly Teens) are Biting into Liquid Laundry Detergent Tide Pods, or Cooking them, Chewing them … And everyone else is thinking: WTF???? Really! The Dangers are REAL, which is why…
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Albert Einstein Relativity Watch
It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…
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Bloody Handprint Pendant
Crank up the Blood, gather all the Monsters… It’s Time for some Horror and FUN! For it’s a Bloody Handprint Necklace that will leave everyone SCREAMING! A Handmade Pendant, Designed from Clear Resin, Formed into a Cube, with a…
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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet
Get yer Guns ready, it’s Hunting Time! But make sure you Slap this Bracelet on first, for it’s a Survival Bracelet, you just might need. Featuring Cool Walking Dead Charms like: Zombie, Gas Mask, Grenade, Gun, Bullet, Rick’s Hat,…
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