Lock Me Up Crystalline Handcuff Nipple Ring
This Nipple Ring has got me feeling like 50 Shades of Grey. Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a Diameter Opening of 11MM, this Nipple Shield is ready for Pain. Show off your Wild Side and Throw away the Key, because these Handcuffs are HOT!
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Zombie Killer Necklace
I LOVE all things ZOMBIES, and I LOVE this Necklace! Very Cool Dog Tag that reads: ZOMBIE KILLER, along with a Sledgehammer! (or as they call it: Zombie Bashing Mallet!) How Quaint! :)
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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Funny Love Mouse Charm
HA! Look at this ADORABLE Charm Bead! It’s So CUTE! Featuring a Smiling Mouse, with Bright Red Cheeks, and holding up a Red Heart that reads: Funny Love! Isn’t that what Love really is… A Joke? Oh, no, wait…
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Kiss My Butt Earrings
HA! Just like FLO said “KISS MY GRITS!” LMAO! These Kiss My Butt Earrings are too much FUN! Just imagine the Laughs you’ll get with these CHEEKY Dangles on. Whimsical Cartoon Figure with nothing on but a Birthday Suit,…
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Monkey Paw Necklace
Ei, YIKES! This reminds me of the Horror Story The Monkey’s Paw. Talk about a Scare! And this Pendant, well this is even Scarier! A Monkey’s Paw with all the Fingers and Bones. Creepy, Frightening, and FUNNNNN! (This Pendant…
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Vampire Doll Earrings
LOL Look at these Little String Doll Vampire Earrings… TOO FUNNY! Mr. and Mrs. Vampire… Just look at their Little Legs, the Beady Eyes, the Bat Cape… Fun Earrings that will look Cute Dangling from your Bloody Ears! eh?












