Hi! My Name Is... (What?) My Name Is... (Who?)
I can see People Wearing these Ear Plugs. Too Funny! These Red and White F You Ear Plugs (Uncensored in the Real Versions) come in Gauge Sizes 16g, 14g, 12g, 10g, 8g, 6g, 4g, 2g, 0g, 00g, 7/16, 1/2, 9/16, 5/8, 3/4, 7/8, and 1 inch. They are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Tunnels, are Double Flared, and are Sold as a Pair. Buy them, Stick them in... Wait for the Comments to Come! HA!
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Fortune Cookie …In Bed Brooch
This is the Fortune I need… I always get Silly ones that say “You Will Meet a New Friend” or “Lucky Numbers are: 10, 11, 66″… What I really need is a Real Prediction, like this Fun Fortune Cookie…
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Demon Black and Angel White Rings
Feeling both Good and Bad? Have a little Devil in ya? Well, these Rings might be the Perfect Gift for YOU. They’re Two Rings, Contrast and Conflicting Personalities… One being Black, the Demon, the Darker Side, and the other…
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Bracelet Flask
Nice! Now you may never part from your Alcohol… For anytime you Scratch your Head… BEER! WINE! Mountain Dew… Just sayin’. This Bracelet is actually a Real Functional Flask. It’ll hold whatever liquid you want. Crafted in Porcelain, with…
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Thug Life Ear Plugs
If you’re gonna get something Tattooed on your Knuckles, why not Thug Life? Makes sense right? And so… Thug your Ears as well! These Acrylic Plugs have the image of Hands, in a Fist, with the Words “Thug” on…
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Vampire Fangs Fake Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly,…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are…












