Glow in the Dark Power Outlet Belly Button Ring
I LOVE the look of this Navel Ring. It's So Different and FUN. It's a Power Outlet Belly Ring that's made out of 14 Gauge, 7/16" (11mm) Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with two 5mm Balls at the ends. AND it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK! That's so COOL! My Advice... Buy one, Stab your Belly, and Stay away from Forks! :)
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Swag Hoodie Pendant
I have SWAG… Oh wait a minute, that’s Flab! My Bad! HA! Here’s an Iced Out Pendant that you’ll never see again… Weighing a Heavy 66 Grams, being 3 1/2″ Long, this Blinging Pendant will certainly catch all Eyes!…
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Human Hair Cuff Bracelet
Oh Beautiful… You know when you pull that Wad of Soggy Clumped Hair out of your Shower Drain (and you want to Vomit?) Well no more, because NOW you can Slap that Hair ON YOUR ARM! With a Wide…
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…
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Slug Earrings
Oh Creepy Crawler Icky-POO NO! These Earrings are Cool, Slimy, and Crazy for SURE! They’re Limax Maximus Critters… More Commonly known as SLUGS, which are actually, the BIGGEST SLUGS… And just looking at these Earrings you’ll agree. They are…
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Retro Cupid Lovers Ring
LMAO! Nice Valentine’s Day Gift. A Dead Baby on your Finger! SWEET! I’ve seen a lot of Cupid Jewelry before, but nothing like this… A Cupid Head, with a Creepy Face, plastered on a Ring. WOW! That really makes…
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Evil Eye Belly Button Ring
A Polish Immigrant had to take an Eye Exam for a Driver’s License. The Bottom Row of the Eye Chart read: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the Optician…












