I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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Zombie Stretched Lobe Earrings
These Earrings are SICK and TWISTED… And totally Bad Ass and Awesome too! They’re Handmade Zombie Earrings that look just like Tapers for Stretched Holes. Fake Stretchers that are Green, made out of Polymer Clay, and are just Screaming…
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Gingerbread Man Earrings
“Excuse me Miss, can I Nibble on your Ears?” HA! You may get that reaction once they see these all too Cute Gingerbread Man Earrings Dangling from your Lobes! Looking like real Cookies, you’re bound to get a MUNCH!
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Human Eye Ear Plug
There’s nothing more Distinct and “EYE-CATCHING” then an Ear Plug that looks just like a Human Eye! Very COOL Ear Plug (Screw Fit) that is Aqua Hue and is filled with an Explosion of COLOR! Very, Very Sharp!
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Scary Movie Wrist Watch
Okay, the Scary Movies were Silly, but they still had some Great Moments: The Killer: “Do you know where I am?” Cindy: “Um, you’re behind the…
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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Intestinal Parasite Brooch
Okay, this is a Hoot… Or should I say a Hookworm! For it’s an Intestinal Parasite, that’s a Brooch! Say What? HA! Boy do I love this Etsy Artist, she Handmakes some of the Most Bizarre and Coolest Brooches…












