I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious Pendant!
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I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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Scorpion Nipple Ring
Scorpions are Predatory Arthropod Animals of the order Scorpiones within the Class Arachnida. They have Eight Legs and are easily Recognised by the Pair of Grasping Pedipalps and the Narrow, Segmented Tail, often carried in a Characteristic forward Curve…
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Cell Membrane Ring
“What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?” “Mitosis!” Oh that makes my Brain hurt… But much like this Ring, it’s Rich in other ways. Featuring a Cell Membrane Ring, wrapping a…
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Mockingjay Pin Brooch
Authentic and Licensed from the MEGA HIT Hunger Games Lionsgate Film, get your Mockingjay Pin QUICK! Before it runs out! Replica Brooch from the Movie that you can wear with Pride. Or wear it in Support of the Coming…
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Baby Groot Earrings
LOL! Groot has got to be the Most Lovable Character from The Guardians of the Galaxy. Especially as a Baby! “I AM GROOT!” You Can’t NOT Laugh! And when I see these Adorable Dangly Earrings, I can’t Help but…
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…
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Nose To Ear Ring Chain
Now this is Cool… Until you get it caught on a Door Knob. Just saying… It’s a Nose Ring that’s also a Earring… And the Nose Ring is NON-Piercing. So you don’t have to get all holy, you’ll just…
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