I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious Pendant!
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I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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Nicolas Cage Ring
Nicolas Kim Coppola, known Professionally as Nicolas Cage, is an American Actor who played in these Big Movies: Face/Off, Ghost Rider, National Treasure, Gone in 60 Seconds, Knowing, Con Air, The Rock, Moonstruck, Kick-Ass (among TONS more)… And something…
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Robo Pimp Watch
Be the Mac-Daddy Pimp you always wanted to be with this Pimp Watch. This Sleek Black Chrome Watch has a Black Silicone Band that’ll leave you Breathless. A Series of 21 Color-Coded LED Lights will give you the Hours,…
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Sushi Roll Earrings
“What did the Sushi say to the Bee?” “Wasabi?” “Did you Hear about the New Sushi Bar that Caters Exclusively to Lawyers?” “It’s called Sosumi!” Oh the Jokes for Sushi are just Rolling in… Much like these Sushi Roll…
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Two Left Feet Earrings
LOL We all know that person who has Two Left Feet… You know, it’s a person who is Clumsy or Awkward, especially while Dancing! Ha! They have Two Left Feet… Just like this Funny Pair of Earrings. Hand Carved…
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The Walking Dead Walkers Watch
I am a HUGE Walking Dead Fan, and I own many Collectibles, including a Walking Dead Watch like this… (Although I don’t have a Signed Version). This Walking Dead Watch is Creepy, Bloody, and in Mint Condition. It’s Never…
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Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…
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