I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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Coffee Bean Ring
I Love me some Java… I NEED me some Java… And with this Ring, my Coffee Beans will be with me Forever! It’s a Very Cool, Stylish Clear Resin Ring that Features Real Coffee Beans that will stand out…
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Whore Ring
Wear it Proud! Handmade with Aluminum, this ring comes in sizes 6-10, and it is also adjustable to fit on any of your fingers. Hand stamped “whore”, it says a lot about you! Makes a good GAG Gift!
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The Melting Wrist Watch
This Melting Wrist Watch illustrates that Time is Fluid in an Entertaining Way. The Surreal Surface seems to Melt across the Wrist, yet still Functions as a Working Timepiece. Featuring a Polished Chrome Case and Precision Quartz Movement for…
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Rockstar Energy Earrings
“Party like a Rockstar!” And when you do… Make sure to wear these Rockstar Energy Drink Pull Tabs. It’s Dangly and COOL! Pick the Color you Want: Royal Blue, Black, Yellow, Pomegranate, or Red! GULP!
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Dragon Nipple Shield Ring
I LOVE all things Dragons… And this Dragon Nipple Shield Ring is Ultra-Bad-Ass! Just look at the Stunning Detail, the Scales, the Head, the Tail… Awesome Nipple Shield that will Circle around your Nipple and Attack anything that gets…
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Miley Cyrus Dangle Earrings
I know you want to get your TWERK on! Just picture shaking that Booty with these Dangly Earrings licking your face and hair. STUNNING! Talk about a Show Stopper! Insane!