I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious Pendant!
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I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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Star Trek Spock Earrings
These Earrings are Simple and Ulta-Geeky-Cool! They are made out of Stainless Steel and feature Spock’s Hand making his Famous Vulcan Salute Hand Signal V. When Exploring the Final Frontier… Wear these Earrings and Engage!
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Wolf Head Finger Ring
“GET OUT!” Look at this Incredible Ring! It’s a DOUBLE JOINT Finger Ring, which means, it slides on the Finger and is so long that it goes over the Second Knuckle and comes to a Point at the end!…
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Swagg Penguin Belly Ring
LMAO! Being Swag is one thing… Being a Swagg Penguin is another. And this Dangling Penguin is Hip, Cool, and Ultra Swagg (Double G!) Made out Acrylic, with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Belly Button Ring features…
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Cute Poop Watch
Here’s something that you don’t hear very often “Well, that’s a Cute Pile of Poop!” Right? I’d be Surprised if you did… But now you can with this Adorable, although Rank Poop Watch! It’s a Brown Piece of Crap…
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14K Gold Handcuffs Cufflinks
Feeling a little Harry Houdini? On the Police Force? Like the Kinky Stuff? Well, these are the Cufflinks for YOU! A Very Cool, Unique, and Entirely Different Set of Cuffs, Handmade out of Solid 14kt Gold, and Extremely Rare!…
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Fancy Curved Hook Taper
Bad Ass! That about sums up this Fancy Curved Hook Taper… Slide it in your ear and let the comments begin! It’s INSANE LOOKING! Made of 316L Surgical Steel, this Fancy Curved Taper looks like it came from an…
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