I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious Pendant!
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I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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Mosquito Repellent Bracelet
If you’re going out, you might as well go in Style, and be Smart at the same time. Because Mosquitoes this years are a BEAR! They are everywhere! I got Swarmed at the Door, Dive Bombed and I ran…
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Alien Xenomorph Ring
Absolutely Beautiful. And Creepy. And Cool… A Xenomorph Ring that’s so Unusual, so Different, so Sci-fi Bizarre, you’ll think HR Giger Berthed it himself. The Alien Xenomorph (inspired by Giger) Ring Handmade, Cast in either Sterling Silver or 14k…
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McDonald’s McMuffin Ring
LMAO! I tell you, I don’t Eat a lot of McDonald’s Food, BUT I LOVE THEIR BREAKFAST! They have the BEST Breakfast Sandwiches and Pancakes… YUM! And this Ring, looks just like a McDonald’s Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McMuffin!…
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FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…
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Ten Commandments Tie Tack
For those that forget the Ten Commandments, here they are! Tacked right to your Tie for Easy Access. Finished in a Brushed Pewter Tone and Measuring 1 1/4 inches Tall, this Pin has the I – X Numerals Inscribed…
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Garfield Belly Ring
“Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me!” This Belly Naval Ring is Officially Licensed Garfield Product. It must be not be ‘Monday’ since Garfield is all SMILES in this Fun and Whimsical Belly Ring.
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