“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…

It’s Believed that the Fake Mustache Trend Originated with Hipsters as a way to Mock Conventional Ideals of Fashion and Style… So this Nipple Barbell will be right up their Alley! Ya Think?

Well if this isn’t the MOST Interesting piece of Jewelry… BIRD POOP! Green Curly Poop that sits on a Pendant and hangs on your Neck. How Lovely! It doesn’t get any Better than that! Unless it was Scented…

NOW THIS IS COOL! What an Awesome Watch. It’s a Sundial AND a Compass in one Beautiful and Stylish Wrist Watch. It’s Stunning in Detail AND it REALLY WORKS! That’s Superb! You’ll Never Look at Watches the Same after…

HA! Talk about being a Geek… Or a Network Sharing Freak! Facebook Fans will LOVE these… They’re the “Like” Thumbs Up (or really, it could be a Thumbs Down) Symbol that make Perfect Cufflinks! Blue and White Hands with…

“My Anaconda Don’t… My Anaconda Don’t… My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun… Oh My Gosh, Look At Her Butt, Oh My Gosh, Look At Her Butt…” I know you got your Groove on now! If…