Martini Olive Earrings
The Martini is a Cocktail made with Gin and Vermouth, and Garnished with an Olive or a Lemon Twist. Over the years, the Martini has become one of the Best-Known Mixed Alcoholic Beverages… And the Olive is a Species of Small Tree, whose Fruit is also called the Olive! Put the TWO Together and what do you get? Some Drunk passed out on the Lawn. HA!
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Quirky Martini Olive Dangly Earrings
Some people LOVE them Martinis... Many of them. One right after another... And of Course, they all have to have Olives. Olives make the Martini, right? And these Fun and Festive Olives are Colorful, and made out of Fimo Clay, with Glaze, Hooks and Pins. And they'll look Absolutely Darling Dangling from your Ear Lobes. We know what you Want! :) Grab a Drink, start Sipping... and Buy these Earrings before they're GONE! "GULP!" :)
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Til Death Do Us Part Ring
Well….. How many times has She Asked to be Engaged? HA! She WANTS a RING NOW… Get Her One… Two, Three, or FOUR of them! That’s how MUCH you LOVE Her! LOL! She may be Pretty, but She Wears…
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!
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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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RIP Gravestone Earrings
Nice… These Earrings are to DIE for! Really. Creepy Tombstone Earrings that look like real Headstones off a Grave. YIKES! Ideal for Halloween, since everything goes Bump in the Night… Dire Earrings, handmade out of Cherry Wood, RIP Engraved,…
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Tactical Compass Bracelet
It looks like a Wrist Watch, but isn’t. It’s a Tactical Compass which could save your life. Easy to Use, Easy to Wear, this Straps to your Arm like a Bracelet and Points you in the Right Direction, making…
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