Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
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Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Lipstick Kiss Belly Ring
What a Fun and Cute Belly Ring. It’s the Lipstick Kiss Belly Navel Ring that’s Dainty, Dangly, and VERY RED! Red Lips always make a Strong Statement, and putting them together with TWO Blinging Red Gemstones… all the Better!…
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Genuine Shark Teeth Cufflinks
Sharks have been around for over 400 Million Years. They Travel up to 40 MPH. They are covered in Sharp, Tooth-Like Scales called Denticles. They Swim a Figure Eight when Frightened. And, Baby Sharks are called Pups! But did…
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Red Buttons Bracelet Cuff
Well this is Different. Talk about an Interesting Bracelet… It’s a Sleeve Cuff that’s a Cute and FUN Bracelet with Big Red Buttons no doubt! What a Classy and Elegant Addition to your Wardrobe. Made with Real White Cotton…
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Snake Bone Bracelet
Wow! This bracelet is bad ass. It’s a heavy, chunky, bracelet that’s a real, genuine, snake’s bone, the spinal cord, the snake vertebrae. YIKES! REAL! And I freaking love it. Handmade by an Etsy artist, this bracelet is a…
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Unicorn Vomiting Rainbow Wrist Watch
With Unicorns being so Popular now, it’s no wonder that the “Puking Rainbows” Meme would cross over to the Cute Overload Side. Originally started as a Rainbow Puking up Rainbow Colors, it’s Morphed into the Funniest Crap. Just like…
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American Football Stitching Ring
It’s Super Bowl FEVER Everywhere, with 51 coming fast (02-05-2017 – 6:30 PM on FOX), it’s the Atlanta Falcons VS the New England Patriots, and boy will it be a showdown… So Grab yourself a Football Ring to get…
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