Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
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Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Funny Bulls-Hitter Cufflinks
LMAO! Boy do I know someone who needs these… It’s Bulls-Hitter Cufflinks with a Raging Bull and the Lovely Words “Bull*hitter” written across them. Talk about some BS… Made out of Silver Toned Base Metal and Beautifully Presented in…
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Rose Gold Diamond Cat Necklace
Awwww Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow DIAMONDS Meow Meow Meow 1/20 Carats Total Weight Meow Meow Meow 10K Rose Gold Meow Meow Meow Meow Cat Meow Meow Meow Pendant Meow Meow Meow Purr-fect Choice Meow Meow Meow…
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Nipple Whirls
Do I look like Madonna with these on? Well I feel like her! HA! These Nipple Ring Barbells, called “Nipple Whirls”, are SO MUCH FUN! Plus, it’s an Amazing Visual, and just look what it does to your Shirt!…
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Slutella Necklace
This reminds me… I should buy my Girlfriend a Necklace for Valentine’s Day. HA! Such a Funny Ass Pendant that actually made me Laugh Out Loud when I saw it. Really. A Necklace made out of Metal (Choose what…
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…
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Steampunk Dog Tag Necklace
Very Cool! I have always been a Big Fan of Steampunk Jewelry and I LOVE Dog Tags! So Combining them is Wonderful! And this Dog Tag is a Unique Dog Tag Necklace that is a Perfect Gift for the…
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