Nautical Girls and Boys, hold onto your Sailor Hats… Because this Nipple Shield is Baby Blue, Slick and Silver, and it will look HOT in the Afternoon Sun! Or… It’ll make you look like you just got off a…

“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…

I LOVE this Pendant! It’s so Bad Ass! It’s a Trident (a Three-Pronged Spear, or Three Teeth – Representing Deity Aspects: Creator, Preserver and Destroyer) Pendant and is the Weapon of Poseidon, the God of Sea in Classical Mythology.

LOL I like the Idea of having a Wrench as a Bracelet, I mean, it is Rugged, Masculine and is a Great Gift for any Man… BUT… This Socket Wrench Bracelet is Quite Interesting indeed… Hence the Laughing… :)

Love Zombies? I Do! So these Ear Plugs are DEAD on… Wear these in your Ears and people will call you Zombie Brain! That’s a Good thing, right? It’s either that or Dead Head! You Pick! These are 3D…

HA! Look at this ADORABLE Charm Bead! It’s So CUTE! Featuring a Smiling Mouse, with Bright Red Cheeks, and holding up a Red Heart that reads: Funny Love! Isn’t that what Love really is… A Joke? Oh, no, wait…

I am a Sucker for Cornbread. I LOVE it! Sometimes it’s too Dry though, but nothing that a Tub of Butter can’t fix! And if you LOVE Cornbread like I do, then these Cool Cufflinks will look Dapper on…

Now this is a Biker’s Ring! Fist Bump all the way BRO! It’s a Ring that looks like a FIST with Biker Rings on, and the Classic FTW (For The Win) Ring coming right at ya. Fight Club Anyone?…

Ha! “What does Frankenstein’s Monster call a Screwdriver?” “Daddy!” Bah aha aha ha I Love Frankenstein, (especially Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder) and to turn Rubber Duckies into them… Cool Cool Cool!

LMAO! This Funny Watch just cracks me up! Really! It doesn’t Tell Time… It Laughs at Time! It gives you two options: TWELVISH or ABOUT SIX. HA! That’s all we really need to know… Right?

What a STUNNING Pendant! It’s Cool as Hell! Featuring a Black and White Steampunk Image and a Bright Colorful Aqua Blue Purple Butterfly! Very Striking! Very Dramatic! Very Cool! I LOVE it!

“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get…

“Begone, Foul Dwimmerlaik, Lord of Carrion! Leave the Dead in Peace!” Okay, it’s Official… I’m going to re-watch the Movies… I Adore the LOTR, and this Bracelet is Geeky, Cool, Fun! Dangly Charms, Crystals, Leather Cord… I LOVE IT!

“Look Honey, I Picked this Nose for you!” It’s a Nose Ring with a Nose Ring… It’s Funny, Different, and you can tell everyone you got your Nose Pierced! :) Get the Conversation going with this Ring… Who Nose…

“I’m in a Pickle, can you help me out?” “NO! You’ll just have to Dill with it!” HA! Get a Pickle in your Life and have some FUN! Seriously! You Can’t NOT Laugh when you wear a Pickle Pendant!…

Okay you Crazy Cat Ladies, these Dangles are for YOU! These FUN Earrings have Insane Cats (aren’t they all?) printed on them with Whiskers, Teeth and Tongue… Trust me, EVERYONE will look at you through the Side of their…

HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!

LMAO! What Funny Ear Plugs! It’s the Puking Rainbows Meme… which Started from a Blog Article about Visiting Little Tokyo in LA, “…it looks like a Rainbow Threw-Up all over their Snack Section!” Hence the Puking Rainbow Meme Began!…

This is COOL! It’s actually one of the few Mickey Mouse Pendants that I’ve seen that doesn’t look Cheesy! It’s Beautiful, Elegant, Masculine, and it even comes with a Sparkling CZ in it’s Ear! SWEET!

I LOVE really Different and Cool Rings… And THIS Ring really does give me the Tremors! Looking like a Bad Ass Medieval Weapon, this Ring is Spiked, Industrial, and Way Way COOL! WOW!

“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)

The Rabbit has Represented Hope for a long time. It is Tender and Lovely and Legend says that the Moon Goddess Chang’e had a Rabbit as her Pet. So wear this Brooch Bunny and you too, can have Hope…

Did you know that the Pentagram was used in Ancient Times as a Christian Symbol for the Five Senses, as well as the Five Wounds of Christ? Well, now you do. And NOW you can wear a Pentagram in…

The 2014 Ebola Epidemic was the Largest in History! Ebola is a Rare and Deadly Disease caused by an Infection with a Strain of Ebola Virus… Just like the ones pictured on these Interesting Ebola Earrings!