Rub Me For Luck Nipple Ring
Ahh, just what the Doctor ordered… A Rub Me For Luck Nipple Bar Ring! How FUN will these be to wear? How FUN to RUB for Luck! HA! You’ll want to show it off to everyone… LUCKY You! LUCKY Nipple! :)
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Rub Me For Luck Clover Nipple Ring
Funny Nipple Bar that has Humor and a little Mischief. Clovers are known for LUCK, and now you have TWO of them. One on each side of your Nipple. They're Green, they're Dangly, and they'll probably gain some Attention. Who doesn't want Good Luck, right? Made of Stainless Steel, these Clovers are built to last. And, maybe if you Rub hard enough, a Genie will pop out? Just sayin'...
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Butt Butt Necklace
When I see this Necklace, all I can think about is Kim Kardashian’s DOUBLE WIDE Ass! HA! This Too-Much-Butt Necklace is right up her Alley… A Pendant with TWO Butts… Because Two Butts is Better than ONE! :)
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Cigarette Lighter Wrist Watch
Talk about a kick-ass wrist watch… It’s multifunction, for it not only tells you the time… BUT, it also lights your fire! For built into the unit (charged with a USB cable) is a cigarette lighter, cigar lighter, or…
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Seahorse Belly Ring
Seahorses are 54 Different Species of Marine Fishes that get their name from Hippos meaning “Horse”, and Kampos meaning “Sea Monster”. Having a Head and Neck like a Horse, their upright Posture and Curled Tail are Beautiful… Just like…
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Finger Ring
Let’s See… The things I could do with an Extra Finger (which is Polydactyly – Extra Fingers): I could Type Faster, Play a Complex Musical Instrument, Palm a Basketball, and Pick my Nose while Holding Hands… See, there are…
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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Vegan Nerd Glasses Pendant
“What did one Vegen say to the other Vegan?” “We have to Stop Meating like this!” Talk about Fun… If two Vegans are Arguing, is it still called a Beef? Oh Boy… Hey, look at this Hilarious Pendant. It’s…
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