Santa Zombie is coming to get you!
This Holiday Pendant was a good idea, until someone poked it's eyes out! It's like death looking straight at you. It's funny, it's cheap, but someone got coal for Christmas! Will you give it to someone you love? Someone with, let's just say... BRAINSSSS!!!
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…
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Dragon Eye Steel Ring
This is a Bad Ass Ring. It’s a Dragon’s Eye Ring (okay, okay, it’s really a Very Cool Tiger’s Eye) that’s set into a Dragon Skin Stainless Steel Ring with CLAWS! Talk about AWESOME! With the Engraved Words in…
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Dog Poo Brooch
HA! Pardon my Poo… But it’s a Load of FUN! A Pet Dog Brooch Pin Set that’s Cute, Adorable, and Colorful too. Featuring one Brown Dog, Squatting, Taking a Dump (with a Little White Heart on his Hump), and…
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Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace
Whelp, this is one Fruitcake that won’t get re-gifted. For it’s a Christmas Fruitcake that’s YOU! Yes, that’s right. YOU. Because you’re Nuttier than a Fruitcake, and this Pendant says it all. A Fun “Nuttier than a Fruitcake” Necklace…
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Steampunk Gear Jewelry Box
Nice Nice Nice! I am a Sucker for Trinket Boxes and Jewelry Boxes… And this Box is AWESOME! It’s a Steampunk Style Jewelry Box with Heart Shaped Gears, Gadgets and all things GEEKY! It’s the Coolest Box you’ll ever…
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Silver Slut Anklet
“Oh Man, that Girl has SLUT written all over her…” HA! And with this Anklet, you will too! It’s a Hilarious Sterling Silver Cable Chain Anklet, that’s not only Adjustable Length (so you can get the Perfect Size), but…












