“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him…

“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

Shake ‘n Bake, is manufactured by Kraft Foods. It’s a Flavored Bread Crumb-Style Coating for Chicken and Pork. The Product is Applied by placing Raw Meats in a Bag containing the Coating, closing the Bag, and Shaking it so…

What-Ever Kids Ring, with an interchangeable Charm for a Bracelet. It brings communicate to a halt. “Sue, did you do your homew…” “WHAT-EVER!” :)

LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…

Whooooo Made this? An Etsy Artist of course! This Cute, Fun, and Colorful Owl Pendant just makes me Smile. You can’t NOT Laugh when you look at those Adorable Big Eyes and that Pointy Beak. HA! Ready to Brighten…