Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Sock Monkeys Hugging Brooch
A Sock Monkey is a Toy made from Socks Fashioned in the likeness of a Monkey. These Stuffed Animals are a Mixture of Folk Art and Kitsch in the Culture of the United States and Canada. And did you…
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Toy Stacking Earrings
When you Wear these Earrings… EVERYONE will want to Play with your Ears! That’s because they’re FUN and Colorful and you can’t NOT Stack them! They’re the Rainbow Stacking Toy Game, only NOW… They’re made into a Pair of…
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Fried Chicken Wings Earrings
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was Attached to your Ears! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And with these Adorable Miniature Chicken Wings, they’ll make Everyone DROOL! They look so Real, so Crispy, so Deep Fried, so Delicious……
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Bottle of Water Earrings
Water… Water… If I ever get stuck in the Desert, I’m gonna NEED these Earrings. For they look just like Miniature Bottles of Crystal Clear Water. Cute Water Bottles, Dangling from your Ear Lobes, Makes my Mouth Water just…
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Skulls Nose Ring Septum
This Awesome looking Rhodium Plated Base Metal Hoop, is a cool alternative to the Horseshoe and features a Hinge that easily opens and clicks closed. You’ll want to stick a finger up there and play with it all day!…
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Egyptian Mummy Tie Tack
Creeee-eeepy! What a really Cool and Creepy Tie Tack… An Egyptian MUMMY! Or is it Daddy? You can’t tell until you UNTIE it… HA! And this TIE Tack, is Perfect for that Halloween Tie. Made out of Metal with…
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