Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Hen Pecked Cufflinks
LOL… Got a Buddy who’s Hen Pecked? Well… These Crazy Cufflinks will hit the spot… Hen Pecked is when a Woman constantly Criticizes and gives orders to her Man… “Do this, Do that, Go Here, Why’d ya Do that?”…
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Eyeball Jam Toast Ring
Green Eggs and Ham? No… Green Jam and Eyeballs! YUM! This Creepy Fun and Crazy Halloween Ring is EYE-POPPING GOOD! Featuring a Realistic Miniature Piece of Toast, Smothered in Green Jam, and Dabbed with Eyeballs… Makes you want to…
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Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…
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Elephant Behind Pendant
“Wait a Minute… Is that Nicki Minaj?” HA! This Pendant Cracks me up… It’s the View that everyone sees on a Safari… BIG ELEPHANT BUTT! That Grey Behind will get Everyone Laughing. You’re Gonna Hear a lot of Butt…
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Kryptonite Tie Tack
So So Cool… This Gemstone looks just like Kryptonite. A Green Heart Stone that’s an Ideal Tack to Wear on your Tie, especially if you’re a Superman Fan… Or I should, a Superman VILLAIN!. Muah-huh-ha-hah-ha! Looking like the Radioactive…
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Thomas Kinkade Glass Bead Bracelet
WOW! What a Colorful Bracelet! But what else can you Expect from Thomas Kinkade… The Painter of Light! This Bracelet is Stunning and a Work of Art for Sure. Featuring Glass Charm Beads that are so Beautiful, they’ll take…
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