Solar Planets Orbit Necklace Pendant
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Barack Obama Earrings
Barry never looked so good (at least the Gray is gone from his hair) then he has with these 14k Heavy Gold Plated Earrings! The Description says “Iced out with Swarovski Crystals”, but I don’t see none. All I…
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Crazy Cat Poop Necklace
Well this “DANGLY” Necklace, is Purrr-fect for the Crazy Cat Lady! It’s an Acrylic Cut-out of a Cat, taking a Dump, no doubt! Hilarious Pendant that hangs from a Gold-Tone Ball Chain, and boy will it grab attention… And…
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Nautical Anchor Nipple Shield
Nautical Girls and Boys, hold onto your Sailor Hats… Because this Nipple Shield is Baby Blue, Slick and Silver, and it will look HOT in the Afternoon Sun! Or… It’ll make you look like you just got off a…
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Ouija Planchette Earrings
Wearing these Planchette (French for “Little Plank”) Earrings will produce Mysterious Messages and Great Communication with the Spirits… Meaning that Bottle of Vodka… If you know what I mean!
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Creepy Human Teeth Ring
OMG… This is INSANE! It’s a Human Teeth Ring, that has more Teeth than my Uncle Huck. Seriously! Talk about a Hoot… Got a Toothpick? Featuring a Handmade Ring, Teeth in Fleshy Gross Gums, Sculpted from Polymer Clay and…
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Maximum Speed Belly Ring
“What comes after 69?” “Mouthwash!” LOL And with this TOO FUN Belly Navel Ring, I’m sure you’ll be hearing a TON of 69 Jokes. Enough to make your Head Spin… Er… This Belly Button Ring is a Road Sign…